You should buy a Powerball ticket..

CyaNitrate · Post by **CyaNitrate** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 5:01 pm

It's at $800 million. That's a stupid amount of money. Tickets are $2, and apparently just 4 numbers pays out $10,000. Good luck.

CyaNitrate · Post by **CyaNitrate** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 5:07 pm

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:06 pm

I've got two hours, k. Ima get it once I've done my grocery shopping.

Get off my back!

(also, I heard it was up to $900M now)

doommeow · Post by **doommeow** » Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:07 pm

The guy at the bodega said my ticket has the winning numbers, so you guys should just save your money. FYI.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:12 am

Not a single number match.

Not a one!

Faldoe · Post by **Faldoe** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:58 am

I got two numbers matched.

GardenoftheDead · Post by **GardenoftheDead** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:01 am

Gotta love those "you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice in the same day" odds.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:07 am

Why is it always really morbid things like "struck by lightning" or "eaten by sharks" that they use?

terminalvertigo · Post by **terminalvertigo** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:14 am

makes better headlines

untilshewokeme · Post by **untilshewokeme** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:31 am

$1.3 BILLION for Wednesday, which means it will only go up by then

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:33 am

which means, I get to win the biggest jackpot ever on my birthdaaaayyyyyyy.

CyaNitrate · Post by **CyaNitrate** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:49 pm

I got a single number match oit of five tickets

untilshewokeme · Post by **untilshewokeme** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:58 pm

CyaNitrate wrote:I got a single number match oit of five tickets

casecandy · Post by **casecandy** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:39 pm

From the Doom, Stoner, Southern, Sludge group on Facebook:

Sorry guys, unless you can promise that I'm rooting for James here

DRodriguez · Post by **DRodriguez** » Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:08 pm

inb4 LordGalvar and UG win it together.

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