Stoopid Coffee Tricks

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:43 am

Pope Butt Hats - blegh. not into the bitters. creamity milk cholate is where it's at. yo.

because i keep it staight GANGSTA.

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behndy wrote:DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM
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Gone Fission · Post by **Gone Fission** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:44 am

If I put cream and sugar in my coffee on the regular in the quantities I consume, I'd look like Jabba the Hutt.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 12:56 am

I like my coffee like I like my men.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:10 am

mmmmmmmm ground up and in the freeeeeezerrrrrrrr.......

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 1:27 am

Well done on this thread folks.
Insert slow clapping meme here.
Well done!!

It's 6am here. Well, twenty past. In 15 minutes I'll go make some pour over coffee. It shall be as black as the breath of Satan.
Then you know, feed the imps, clean the kitchen ect. Then I'll make some more coffee. I'll try that bulletproof coffee and report back.

What can I say? I'm just that kind of extinct predatory reptile.

BitchPudding · Post by **BitchPudding** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 2:38 am

I take it black, like my soul. Helps me survive the fierce Siberian winters.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:27 am

Did someone talk about bulletproof coffee on here? Oh God. Not that hyped bs. Sigh.

LOL

Fer real that shit is so fucking gross and stupid. MCT oil or butter in your coffee is just disgusting and there's literally no point. There's no substantiated evidence that it does anything. Fats are fats when it comes to oils. MCT oils are the latest and greatest fad. It's fucking coconut oil. LOL. FUCK Keto diets and bulletproof coffee.

Sorry, it pisses me off a lot more than it should but being in the fitness industries, fads tend to irk me.

Monarch · Post by **Monarch** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:06 am

Relax dude

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI4wpkrnA5U[/youtube]

Hype or not, it tastes very good. If you don't like it doesn't mean it is shit. Worked very very well for me as a concentration booster, better than any other coffee. Don't know that other about diet and stuff.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:55 am

coconut oil is hellza good in avocado smoothies? just a touch though.

my grrL super wanted an iced coffee as we were going to bed last night, through 4 shots of espresso over 3 or 4 Companion Cube ice squares, a bit of Stevia and a splash of Southern Butter Pecan creamer later, good timeeeeeeees.

..... although Stevia is kind of gross.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:01 am

I think that's one thing we can all agree on, Stevia is kinda gross.

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:13 am

When I read about what bullet coffee was I couldn't do it to myself.

Bad enough putting those quantities of fat into coffee (hello, mouthfeel) but the magical claims as to its benefits totally turned me off.

So I made more pour over.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:20 am

I recommend doing molten shots of coconut oil and then chasing 'em with iced coffee.

I think.

Put that in your mouth and feel it.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:30 am

i had never heard of Bulletprooooooof. seems odd to replace a meal with a fat heavy low nutrient drink, but i eat unhealthy shits alllllll the time so.......... moop?

ugh. my grrL LOVES Stevia as a sweetener. i don't get it.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:38 am

Well, Stevia is really sweet. It justs tastes weird.

I don't get wanting to drink greasy coffee.

It's like maybe dropping an omelette in your coffee cup and then stirring it with a bacon swizzle stick.

(I know that appeals to some, not me.)

Jero · Post by **Jero** » Sat Dec 05, 2015 11:42 am

Off topic, but I just noticed I've been signaturized

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