Stoopid Coffee Tricks

[Monarch]

fuck and no to that shit.

(is it good?)

Best coffee I tried and it's discovery of a year for me. Levels up concetration and mental focus for almost all day (until you get used to it).

[Iommic Pope]

Hang on, behnders figures out how to make a mocha at home like a five year old and decides it needs a thread?
Cmon, man. Seriously.

Don't post this kind of shit until you've graduated to Nutella lined mochas.
Then lecture me about changing my life.

Also I think my wife and kids just used up the last of our milk.
Better go make a black.

[Iommic Pope]

But also, .

[Chankgeez]

Flat black, ftw?

[Iommic Pope]

So it would seem.

[Chankgeez]

behndy needs some café cubano, ca phe sua da or Thai iced coffee.

[Iommic Pope]

One of the girls I work with is a Chilean-Australian power lifter. In summer she only drinks iced espresso.
It freaks baristas out.
I'm yet to step up to that level of hardcore.

[Chankgeez]

I usually like regular old hot espresso, but when it's scorching outside, I've been known to throw that over ice and add a splash of soy milk. Blasphemy, I know.

[Iommic Pope]

It's all good man, do whatever it takes to get caffeinated.

Except, obviously, steaming up some Nestle Quik and pouring that out.
Because that's, you know, not correct.

[behndy]

Hang on, behnders figures out how to make a mocha at home like a five year old and decides it needs a thread?
Cmon, man. Seriously.

Don't post this kind of shit until you've graduated to Nutella lined mochas.
Then lecture me about changing my life.

Also I think my wife and kids just used up the last of our milk.
Better go make a black.

BUT POPEY IT'S NOT JUST A MOCHA. MOCHAS HAVE THAT BITTER VEIN OF CHOCOLATENESSISITY. THIS SHIT IS SMOOTH AND DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM BUT STILL. YOU KNOW. COFFEEEEEE.

heh. Butt Pope.

i would be OKAYYYYYY if ILF had a Butt Week where a widget changed everyone's username to Butt [USERNAME].

[Chankgeez]

i would be OKAYYYYYY if ILF had a Butt Week where a widget changed everyone's username to Butt [USERNAME].

Yes, and we could have some special "butt" events.

And, also, a special commemorative pedal built into a butt plug.

THAT BITTER VEIN OF CHOCOLATENESSISITY.

THIS SHIT IS SMOOTH AND DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM BUT STILL. YOU KNOW. COFFEEEEEE.

[Iommic Pope]

Dude, bitter chocolate on coffee action is what it's all about.


Also, am now considering changing my name to Butt Pope.

Maybe we could get butt plugs cast in our image/avatar?
I'd totally get one made of Tony Iommi wearing a Pope's hat.
This is fast becoming the best thread ever.

[fever606]

DELICIOUS LIKE A GOOD HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM

Backing up your provably false assertion with more provably false assertions...

Butt Fever

[Chankgeez]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtSr3_5b1uc[/youtube]

[Sparrow]

been having a lazy night.. had an Americano before - cause they weren't brewing the house brew. good stuff