ALL HEROES DIE

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:24 pm

I mean, an adequate one shall do. That shouldn't really be the focus. But I suppose that's just me.

I think I could survive with strictly grrl on grrl with the occasional strap-on. Maybe flick a spoonful of mayo around at the end for posterity's sake.

John · Post by **John** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:45 pm

snipelfritz wrote:I think I could survive with strictly grrl on grrl with the occasional strap-on. Maybe flick a spoonful of mayo around at the end for posterity's sake.

Seconded, however the point of having a dude in porn is that male viewers can identify with the wang-holder and imagine themselves in his place. That's why if it's not just girl on girl, I prefer porn with big cocks, otherwise I don't feel like that's me in there.

However I also prefer not to see dude's face if at all possible, and FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP SHOWING HIS GODDAMN ASSHOLE ALL THE TIME. I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed. I think throatfucking videos exist solely to give closeted bisexual dudes the excuse to see HOURS OF MAN ANUS.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Thu Dec 03, 2015 11:48 pm

Oh yeah the slap-slap, ball'n'bootyhole angle is objectively the worst.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:54 am

.............. lies. everything you said is LIES.

MY ASSHOLE BRINGS ALL THE SHAKES TO THE YARD.

wait. something like that.

Chankgeez · Post by **Chankgeez** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:05 am

CHOCOLATE SHAKES???

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 1:09 am

oof. there's actually a whole run of Made In The Ass Shakes. milk and choco powder and speculums are involved.

it's...... more gynelogical than sexy. at least to me.

i don't judge.

echoraven · Post by **echoraven** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:39 am

This thread is full of win.

eggy in a bready · Post by **eggy in a bready** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:25 pm

snipelfritz wrote:Who pays attention to the guy in porn? It should all be POV IMO.

Somebody has a case of the notgays

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 12:55 pm

NO HOMO.

like. i do NOT buy any of the bullshit attached to homeopathic "remedies".

John · Post by **John** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:30 pm

behndy wrote:THESE ASS HOLDS SNAKES

wait. something like that.

fixed yr post

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:32 pm

John wrote:I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed.

so vanilla.

Also "hours of man anus" would make for a great band name.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:38 pm

John wrote:
behndy wrote:THESE ASS HOLDS SNAKES

wait. something like that.
fixed yr post

John · Post by **John** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:51 pm

D.o.S. wrote:
John wrote:I have no desire to get my salad tossed or watch a dude get his salad tossed.
so vanilla.

Well it definitely ain't chocolate

Dandolin · Post by **Dandolin** » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:03 pm

All heroes die? Ultra-Dad! Nooooooooooo!

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