Chicken Tenders are for Poseurs.

[SPACERITUAL]

Look what I'm trying to say is:

If you walk into an establishment that sells both chicken on the bone and chicken tenders, and the majority of the time you pick the tenders, you are a fucking poseur. This goes double for boneless wings vs. regular wings. Also if you have a choice of chic fil a and zaxbys and popeyes, and the majority of the time you chose one of those whitebread pussy ass no-bony-chicken having houses of lies then you are also a poseur.

The only chicken that is TRV is the kind with the bone in it. It is vastly more juicy and flavorful. Dont believe me? When is the last time you ate your bullshit ass chicken tenders without dipping sauce? YEAH MOTHERFUCKER THATS RIGHT.

Also bro, generally when you get the bone in chicken you have the option of cajun spices that you dont have with your tenders. This is because tenders are for children and the "vegetarians" I dated in college.

This, of course, doesnt really equate if you are talking buffalo strips. But were not. Because you are a poseur. Fuck you.

[Chankgeez]

chicken on the bone

[snipelfritz]

I guilty pleasure like chicken fries.

But boneless wings are an absolute abomination. Buffalo Wild Wings are garbage wings and you (aimed at people in general) should feel bad for even mentioning that place.

I'm not in the south though so chicken places aren't as plentiful and I don't really feel like driving into the hood to go to Church's. If I'm doing fast food kinda stuff I'll go to BK or Wendy's or Culver's. Although I typically avoid chains in general and go to small Greek places or something because I'm a hipster like that.

[Inconuucl]

Fuck this thread, if chicken tenders are worth the same as the wings and have the same sauce and everything, you bet your sweet buns I'll get the tenders. That's more chicken per piece, mo'fucker. Economy leans on the side of tenders. I ain't gonna spend my money to dig through a handle just to see if I find a scrap more of delicious meat.

Tsk Tsk.

[Strange Tales]

Yo if you go into Popeyes and get anything other than the spicy chicken please don't refer to me as a friend. We aren't.

[waltdogg]

Damn. Shots fired.

[SPACERITUAL]

Fuck this thread, if chicken tenders are worth the same as the wings and have the same sauce and everything, you bet your sweet buns I'll get the tenders. That's more chicken per piece, mo'fucker. Economy leans on the side of tenders. I ain't gonna spend my money to dig through a handle just to see if I find a scrap more of delicious meat.

Tsk Tsk.

Oh what the FUCK ever. More like you get more dryass shoe leather. This shit aint about economy, this is about chicken. If you had $30 and could either get an ass of dominoes or get a medium mellow mushroom are you really going to choose the dominoes? Id rather eat thirty dollars worth of vegemite covered llama shit.

Yo if you go into Popeyes and get anything other than the spicy chicken please don't refer to me as a friend. We aren't.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCWqnldEag[/youtube]

[Chankgeez]

More like you get more dryass shoe leather.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGcWTIWYDMQ[/youtube]

[Mudfuzz]

you all should eat more broccoli!

[waltdogg]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izedStatTKA[/youtube]

[Inconuucl]

you all should eat more broccoli!

I actually eat pretty healthy, I was just yanking Space's chain --I haven't eaten chicken wings in ages.

[SPACERITUAL]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY CIS GENDER MICROAGGRESSIONS AGAINST TRUE CHICKEN

[D.o.S.]

This shit aint about economy, this is about chicken.

Also I like marmite don't hate on it.

[hbombgraphics]

strongly agree

[casecandy]

OKAY I'M GOING ALL CAPS FOR THIS ONE

FIRST OFF YOU DUMB FUCK THEY ARE CALLED CHICKEN FINGERS, NOT TENDERS, NOT STRIPS. TALK ABOUT POSERS. THE ONLY POSERS HERE ARE THE ASSHOLES WHO MARKET THEM AS "TENDERS" AND "STRIPS." THEY ARE CHICKEN FUCKING FINGERS AND THAT'S NON-NEGOTIABLE

SECOND, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD BASKET OF CHICKEN FINGERS AND FRIES. I USED TO WORK AT A BRITISH-STYLE PUB CALLED THE SNOOTY FOX THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLE AND THEY USED TO TAKE THE MOST ENORMOUS FILLETS OF CHICKEN BREASTS AND DIP THEM IN EGGS... THEN IN FLOUR... THEN IN AN INCREDIBLE MIX OF BREADCRUMBS AND SPICES INCLUDING ROSEMARY AND FUCKING TARRAGON, SPACE. YOU ARE NOT ON THAT LEVEL. DENIED

WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVE TO GNAW ON CHICKEN BONES TO ENJOY MY CHICKEN? FIRST OFF, THERE'S SO MUCH CHICKEN LEFT ON THE BONE THAT YOU CAN'T REALLY GET OFF, EVER. IT JUST FOLLOWS THOSE BONES RIGHT INTO THE TRASH. NO SUCH PROBLEM WITH FINGERS. SECOND OFF, ONCE, WHEN I WAS IN GRADE 4, MY CAT ATE A CHICKEN BONE, AND IT SPLINTERED IN HIS THROAT, AND THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO, WE LIVED ON AN ISLAND, WE GOT A PLANE OFF THE ISLAND BUT IT WAS TOO FUCKING LATE, HE CHOKED TO DEATH ON SPLINTERS IN MY ARMS IN THE PLANE

SO IN SUMMARY, CHICKEN BONES ARE A) ANNOYING AND B) QUITE LETHAL AND IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF YOU SUFFERED THE SAME FATE AS MY CAT... WAS THAT A THREAT? I DUNNO? WAS IT? KEEP EATING YOUR AMATEUR-HOUR BONE-IN CHICKEN AND FIND THE FUCK OUT. HUMANKIND DIDN'T EVOLVE THIS FAR JUST TO EAT BONES SPACE GOT FUCKING DAMN