Holy Shit Paris!

[Pepe]

That's why some forums don't allow political and religious debates. The world is full enough of these already.

[D.o.S.]

I'm just glad that we can distill our undoubtedly nuanced and complex positions on world affairs to Nickelback memes.

[Andrew]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34853657

Hope they caught the fucker.

[MEC]

OH OK I SEE WE CAN TALK ABOUT PARIS ALL YOU WANT BUT THE SECOND I BRING UP THE ORCHESTRATED ZIONIST MURDER OF PUBLIX SUBS EVERYONE GETS ALL FUCKING HUSH HUSH OK I SEE WHATS GOING ON AROUND HERE....FUCKING THINK I DONT SEE WHAT YOURE DOING YOU SNAKES IN THE GRASS

What? Publix doesn't make subs any more?
WHY THE FUCK NOT?

[casecandy]

I'm just glad that we can distill our undoubtedly nuanced and complex positions on world affairs to Nickelback memes.

I am too. It saves me so much trouble.

[steko]

I like it when you argue like this for the same old topics. It sounds like you are with me and my friends, downing jars in a bistrot, chatting endlessly about politics, superego, superhero, right size for cock, boobs and guitar neck, sulfites in wine, adultery, the importance of Bourdieu and Annie Ernaux, how to use this flanger without sounding too cheesy, Junot Diaz has written masterpieces and deserve to be even more famous, you should read Marcel Proust, putain, et peut-être François Mauriac...

Welcome home.

[morange]

"The earth is flat."
"no the earth is round."
"my practical perception of the earth is that it's flat."
"the earth is still round."
"that's, like, your opinion man."
Third party: "all opinions are created equal, I think we should agree not to argue about whether earth is flat or round."

I shit you not, I had this exact discussion last week with someone I work with. Some of her arguments can be found here: http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/cms/

[Eivind August]

^ See, that is some idiotic bullshit.

[Jwar]

The earth isn't flat? Uh oh

[Strange Tales]

Someone I used to work with posts shit like the flat earth thing all the time. The only reason I'm still friends with him on facebook is so I can laugh at him. He thinks gravity is fake. He fucking thinks gravity is fake.

[waltdogg]

Someone I used to work with posts shit like the flat earth thing all the time. The only reason I'm still friends with him on facebook is so I can laugh at him. He thinks gravity is fake. He fucking thinks gravity is fake.

Well you cant see it...

[SPACERITUAL]

I can tell you for a fact that the new Arby's French dip is fake

[casecandy]

I can tell you for a fact that the new Arby's French dip is fake

See, you're so passionate about Arby's, I can tell because you're the one calling it out. I feel safer as a dedicated Arby's consumer, knowing that you're holding them accountable.

It's really hard not to make that sound sarcastic. But I swear it's completely sincere.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Someone I used to work with posts shit like the flat earth thing all the time. The only reason I'm still friends with him on facebook is so I can laugh at him. He thinks gravity is fake. He fucking thinks gravity is fake.

Hope he still lifts his feet up on stairs or the gravity thing might become dangerously apparent to him

[Invisible Man]

But I swear it's completely sincere.

This one sentence is the reason DoS is enraged by your presence.