Fucking CATS

[echoraven]

CATS = Creatures Aligned Totally with Satan

As a married man I've had 3 cats.
Years ago one of my cats did not like that I was working 2 jobs, so it decided to wage war on me. It chewed up the cable to my dual shock 1, the cable to my Capcom Fighter Power Pad which took me 10 years to replace, and a cheap digital camera cable. When I called the company I told them "look I can lie to you and say it never arrived but I'm going to level with you; my cat chewed it up", after hearing some laughing on the other end the guy replied "I'll send you a new one".
The 2nd cat decided that the litter box was not big enough for him, but the entire house was. The heartbreaking part was that I was it's person and when he died he went into my room (that I always forbade, didn't want cat pee in it) and died under my desk.
The 3rd cat is the good one. I purchased a brand spanking new 2009 Yamaha VStar 1300 to take my misses around. Within the first month the little cat clawed the seat. It's the only cat we have left, I told my wife once Satan takes this one home, no more cats unless she wants to be a single woman.

Interesting cat fact. Many people say cats are drawn to people that don't like them, it's true. Cats see someone aloof to them as a challenge.

[blakestree]

Sweeet. I wish I had that on a t-shirt.

No shit!!!

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Awesome! But, $30? Nah.