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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

I has no penis
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

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my balls are more relaxed when i drink
if i sent dick pics to people now would be the time i guess
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Achtane wrote:my balls are more relaxed when i drink
if i sent dick pics to people now would be the time i guess
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Reminded me of the best image I ever shared here:
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

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dubkitty wrote:stiff, or floppy?
this is an important distinction.
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

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aens_wife wrote:
dubkitty wrote:stiff, or floppy?
this is an important distinction.

After you have kids, this question is no longer relevant. :)
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

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BONER BUMP
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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THE EXTRA HARD EDITION WITH NEW POLL OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Where's your avatar?
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It's showing up for me. I'm not sure what's going on.
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There's a graf writer around here named "Boner":

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I thought of you. :hello:
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Insert dildo jokes, please.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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oh man this thread.

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jwar wrote:It's showing up for me. I'm not sure what's going on.
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Man, somewhere I got some ultra high resolution pictures of my flaccid penis...

My penis is the great old one that sleeps below the waves in R'lyeh, a sight that drives human into pure madness. I don't see an option for that?

Old picture is old.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

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D.o.S. wrote:oh man this thread.

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