Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

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Wooo Behndy! I really wish I could get the big V, but alas I am only 26, and despite being sure about wanting it for 6 years I can't get shit.
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Iommic Pope wrote:Remember, she was dead when you got there......but you couldn't have been there-you were on a jumping castle at that point in time.

We just call it the "doom" room in the hope we might lure hipster girls there...into our rape vans....I mean vans of righteous wizarding.
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I wanted to lament and wail, "what the fuck has this thread become?" but to be honest this is its only logical conclusion.
So what got your chiro off in the end?
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Shaun - feel you. i had to jump through some Peen Shaped Hoops too, but being almost 40 seems to have cut out some of the bullshit?

Heavy Planet IO - lol. there was this weird undercurrent of masculine postering in his story telling. like, oh yeah. me? they had to cut me TWICE. RARRRRR BALLLLLLS OF MANLY DOOOOOOOOM!! then i had to come in cups. THRICE. THRICE PLUS ONE.

imagining him getting manhandled by an overly muscular slab of man meat dick first into a pulpy citrus fruit Fleshlight substitute DOES mitigate the testosterone a bit.
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MSUsousaphone wrote:I should have been all up in this thread years ago.
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did STUFF. everything went WELL. fun was HAD.

Doctor Cutty Balls Guy, when i asked if it was a time based or ejaculation based period until i'm shooting a defanged water gun, said it was both. 20 ejaculations and 6-8 weeks.

WE ARE KEEPING A HUMPY LOG.
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behndy wrote:did STUFF. everything went WELL. fun was HAD.

Doctor Cutty Balls Guy, when i asked if it was a time based or ejaculation based period until i'm shooting a defanged water gun, said it was both. 20 ejaculations and 6-8 weeks.

WE ARE KEEPING A HUMPY LOG.
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Iommic Pope wrote:Remember, she was dead when you got there......but you couldn't have been there-you were on a jumping castle at that point in time.

We just call it the "doom" room in the hope we might lure hipster girls there...into our rape vans....I mean vans of righteous wizarding.
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The Humpbook.

i mean, we're aiming for 6 weeks, tomorrow is 1 week, so 5 weeks to get 19 clean outs? oh yeah. that's noooooo problem.

hurm. have to call though. they gave me a cup and wanted me to..... procure.... the sample.... myself. then drive it to the same Kaiser they did mah surgery at.

problematic. Oakland is a 30 minute drive from my house with no traffic. beyond not really wanting to drive all dizzy after i Play Life's Angriest Shuffleboard Game, i think it's s'posed to be there 15 minutes after tasting air.

do i...... do i grumble one out in the parkjng lot for the hospital?
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Yes.
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And grumble one out is the best way to put it. The self inflicted listless handy
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Dude, playing a solo game of rock paper scissors in your car in a parking lot is one of life's greatest treasures.
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Iommic Pope wrote:Remember, she was dead when you got there......but you couldn't have been there-you were on a jumping castle at that point in time.

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neonblack wrote:And grumble one out is the best way to put it. The self inflicted listless handy
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ShaunNecro wrote:Dude, playing a solo game of rock paper scissors in your car in a parking lot is one of life's greatest treasures.
yurp yurp. i am NOT gun shy in public. i mean, SEMI public. dunno if i want to GRUMBLE GRUMBLE on someone's lawn.
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behndy wrote:
ShaunNecro wrote:Dude, playing a solo game of rock paper scissors in your car in a parking lot is one of life's greatest treasures.
yurp yurp. i am NOT gun shy in public. i mean, SEMI public. dunno if i want to GRUMBLE GRUMBLE on someone's lawn.
Dude, I have such a huge sex drive that I gotta be down to take care of business wherever. Still haven't done it on a plane though...
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Iommic Pope wrote:Remember, she was dead when you got there......but you couldn't have been there-you were on a jumping castle at that point in time.

We just call it the "doom" room in the hope we might lure hipster girls there...into our rape vans....I mean vans of righteous wizarding.
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best thread of 2015 by a mile…if only an alien flashlight dong made an appearance…Can't you just rub one out in the restroom behind closed doors?
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