Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

[D.o.S.]

Yeah still going with fuck and no but I am glad other people appreciate ben's balls as much as I do, existentially speaking.

[behndy]

in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.

Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: " "

lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".

whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.

thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.

[behndy]

it was weird. i was going to glance down, or ask for a mirror, because they put you prone on a reclining chair where you can't see diddly (been rewatching Simpsons. DEAL WITH IT.), but every time i felt a tug and thought about what was going on i got flashes of that scene from Hard Candy and got a little sick to my stomach.

didna hurt, local was a bit uncomfy but i mean.... tats are more and longer pain. just freaked me out putting an image to the Existential Ball Terror?

That scene from Hard Candy almost made me pass out. I got tunnel vision and almost puked. And it didn't even show anything!


...great. Now I'm gonna think about that when I get snipped.

i'm helping!

[D.o.S.]

in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.

Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: " "

lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".

whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.

thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.

Means you're virile.

Should have played her your EP and been all "yeah I'm in a side project for the guys in Tool... and PRIMUS.... and watched the panties melt.

Glad your bits are doing well.

[behndy]

yeshhhhhhhh. EXACTLY how i would weed out a potential mate.

you like Tool? cool cool. I MUST RUN FUNNY NOW. OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS.

[pelliott]

in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.

Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."
Nurse: " "

lol. she was so WEIRD. at one point she asked why i didna want kids, i told her i'm almost forty, if i haven't wanted them yet, not going to happen. and she said something like," 40? i would have guessed early 30's!".

whilst yanking my junk into shaveable positions.

thank..... you? HOW DO I TAKE THAT.

"you have the folds and scrotal hang height of a much younger man"

[behndy]

seriously. she had just said, "oop! thought i got them all. you got all these SNEAKY blonde ones!" before the age comment.

thwnnnnnnnnk...... youuuuuuu?

[behndy]

sooooooo..... my balls have not swollen at all. same size they've always been. well, the same ranges of sizes they've always been.

i have been icing nonstop, wearing the gauze packed compression shorts they told me to wear.

but. no swolled up'ens. neat?

[Thylacine Dream]

Pretty dern neat indeed, I'd say. Congrats! [This is my favorite thread on ILF currently]

[behndy]

I CAN'T EVEN FIND THE INCISION POINTS.

i mean. i THINK i found one? but only mebbe. and i have been doing EXAMINATIONS.

makes me want to give Captitan Doctor Ball Mauler a hug when i heal up.

[Deltaphoenix]

Give your balls a hug for me

[behndy]

no! NO! NO TOUCHIES. THE HOUSE RULE RIGHT NOW IS NO TOUCHIES DOWN THERE.

...... i will wave fondly at the Frozen Ballsicles.

[Jwar]

You did it already!!! Congrats dude!!

Nurse that shit! Take advantage!!! LOL!

Enjoy some down time. That's what I did. Man I needed it. lol

[behndy]

lol. yeah. did it on a Friday, don't have work till Tuesday. just been laying on the couch and gaming mostly. me and the grrL are rewatching the Simpsons, so that's happening.

i am SHIT at taking it easy though. she woke up mad because i was cooking breakfast. i just lived alone so long i guess i got used to dealing with recovery times since i had no one there? but she keeps yelling at me when i try to do stuff.

she's NEAT.

[ProCarsteNation]

may you and your tentacle get on the ball again quickly