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Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
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so.... you're saying..... soon..... super powers?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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Pretty much. Maybe our kids will exhibit some awesome super powers, other than their current set of sass and making messes.behndy wrote:so.... you're saying..... soon..... super powers?
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Kids. You give them an inch, THEY THINK THEY'RE A RULER.
yeah it's horrible I REGRET NOTHING.
yeah it's horrible I REGRET NOTHING.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Haha. Not sure I'd call my kids horrible, but I understand the sentiment.behndy wrote:Kids. You give them an inch, THEY THINK THEY'RE A RULER.
yeah it's horrible I REGRET NOTHING.
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My children are amazing but no more please.
Is what I think all us parents are thinking.
Is what I think all us parents are thinking.
WWPD?
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This is the gospel truth. I love my kids and enjoy them growing up immensely but NO MORE EVER PLEASE.Iommic Pope wrote:My children are amazing but no more please.
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Amen, sister.
WWPD?
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lol. meant the PUN was horrible. not the kickens.aens_wife wrote:Haha. Not sure I'd call my kids horrible, but I understand the sentiment.behndy wrote:Kids. You give them an inch, THEY THINK THEY'RE A RULER.
yeah it's horrible I REGRET NOTHING.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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annnnnnnd done. not bad at all.
WOOT.
WOOT.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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local anesthetic i'm guessing?
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DID YOU WATCH?
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it was weird. i was going to glance down, or ask for a mirror, because they put you prone on a reclining chair where you can't see diddly (been rewatching Simpsons. DEAL WITH IT.), but every time i felt a tug and thought about what was going on i got flashes of that scene from Hard Candy and got a little sick to my stomach.
didna hurt, local was a bit uncomfy but i mean.... tats are more and longer pain. just freaked me out putting an image to the Existential Ball Terror?
didna hurt, local was a bit uncomfy but i mean.... tats are more and longer pain. just freaked me out putting an image to the Existential Ball Terror?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
Behndy: "Boy, it is awfully humid out."behndy wrote:in the room now. shaved, had a NOT AT ALL AWKWARD coversation with the lady nurse as she was flopping my bits to and for.
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Re: Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)
That scene from Hard Candy almost made me pass out. I got tunnel vision and almost puked. And it didn't even show anything!behndy wrote:it was weird. i was going to glance down, or ask for a mirror, because they put you prone on a reclining chair where you can't see diddly (been rewatching Simpsons. DEAL WITH IT.), but every time i felt a tug and thought about what was going on i got flashes of that scene from Hard Candy and got a little sick to my stomach.
didna hurt, local was a bit uncomfy but i mean.... tats are more and longer pain. just freaked me out putting an image to the Existential Ball Terror?
...great. Now I'm gonna think about that when I get snipped.