Decommisioning The Ballzors (Vasecto talk!)

[waltdogg]

Almost gave myself an impromptu vasectomy last night trimming in the shower.

I've been considering one for a few years though, I never want kids.

[MSUsousaphone]

Watch yoself!

Yeah, Behns. My new wife is awesome. Perfect demeanor and personality. I would much rather get cut then risk any of that mess females have to deal with.

I think six was my limit. Seven is a tad much.

[behndy]

you have my share. and are WELCOME TO THEM.

kids are neat. in small bursts. and i am way too much of a child myself.

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah, but kids are traumatic and cost a fucking ton of money. I'll jizz blood for more gear money.

Spoken like a true dad, and a man after my own heart.
This thread is the best.

Hopefully I can get this done at the end of the year. I am sick of caring what I do with my load at the point of no return.
There are few methods of safe delivery that are both polite and satisfactory.

Also wanted to post Cannibal Corpse with the I Cum Blood thing, but I'm on mobile.
Someone do it for me please.

[Thylacine Dream]

Also wanted to post Cannibal Corpse with the I Cum Blood thing, but I'm on mobile.
Someone do it for me please.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=illjG9z0JDU[/youtube]

[Iommic Pope]

Thank you kindly.
This thread would be incomplete without that.

[D.o.S.]

Fuck and no to this thread.

[behndy]

BLOOD COME. NO BEBES. FREEDOM TO SPLOOMPINS WHERE EVER ONE SO DESIRED.

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE DOSEY?

[D.o.S.]

I think it's the learned behavior of keeping sharp things well away from my bits.

[Iommic Pope]

Trained medical practitioners know your vas deferens better than you do.

Besides, after having eye surgery whilst awake I can tell you this procedure sits quite low on the Fuck No Scale.

[D.o.S.]

Yeah, but, no.

[behndy]

TAT WORKINS TOMORROW. BALL MODS THE NEXT DAY. A WEEK Of VIDJA GAMES, SWOLLEN TESTES COVERED IN ICE PACKS, AND MELLOW COUCH TIMES AFTER.

WOOOOOOOOOO.

[aens_wife]

TAT WORKINS TOMORROW. BALL MODS THE NEXT DAY. A WEEK Of VIDJA GAMES, SWOLLEN TESTES COVERED IN ICE PACKS, AND MELLOW COUCH TIMES AFTER.

WOOOOOOOOOO.

And no more hormonal birth control for your girl and no more worrying about babies.

It is pretty much the best, even with the swollen and sore testicles for a week or so. So worth it.

[behndy]

oh totally. because of REASONS, hormonal adjustments were never really an option for my grrL. and honestly, since i had a gf in hs that did the deprovera (sp?) butt shot and got ALL kinds of issues, i've never felt comfortable asking my partner to swamp themselves with extra chemical loots.

i am soooooo damn excited about birth control not being an issue any more soon.

hah. mentioned to my chiropractor yesterday that Friday Was Vasecto Day, didna know how that would affect schedulings, and i like the guy. he's an odd, dad joking, corny GOOF BALL. his response was to reassure me how it wasna a big deal, he knew how to work around the swolleness, and then to visibly PREEN as he said, "well. it DID take them TWO times to shut mine down.".

and he didn't say JUST SAYIN'.

not with his mouth parts.

but oh.

oh he said it.

with his POSTURING.

adorable guy.

[Jwar]

TAT WORKINS TOMORROW. BALL MODS THE NEXT DAY. A WEEK Of VIDJA GAMES, SWOLLEN TESTES COVERED IN ICE PACKS, AND MELLOW COUCH TIMES AFTER.

WOOOOOOOOOO.

And no more hormonal birth control for your girl and no more worrying about babies.

It is pretty much the best, even with the swollen and sore testicles for a week or so. So worth it.

Unless of course your girl has hormone problems like mine. Then they have to take shit anyway, which sucks ass.





Ben the ONLY thing I'd tell you is if you're not a 100% dead set on never having kids, get some of your stuff saved for you. They can do that. If you are, maybe do it anyway and clone yourself later down the road for world domination purposes.

It's such a simple procedure. I think it's a good thing to do.