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Chankgeez wrote:OK, no Dr. Scientist pizza pedalboard?

How 'bout a Dr. Scientist branded pizza pouch?




The Dr. Scientist version will allow you to eat the slice hangin' 'round your neck whilst stompin' on pedals.

Haha this made me laugh out loud at work..
I'd love to see this product go on Shark Tank and watch those guys shit all over it... "what stops me from going out and buying some plastic, cutting it in the shape of a pizza, and hanging it around my neck with a lanyard string?.... there's nothing proprietary here!!"
..not sure if anyone else here watches Shark Tank, I don't watch it often myself, but I always have a laugh at how rude the sharks are to the inventors pitching their ideas in hopes of finding financial backing.
The intro sequence always touts that "the sharks hold hundreds of patents for great inventions...", which is a joke.. I'll bet a million dollars that 99% of those patents were purchased from their respective inventors and not engineered by the sharks themselves. Anyone with loads of cash can "hold hundreds of patents".

anyway.. not to hijack this thread with Shark Tank bs... just wanted to thank you for sharing that hilarious pizza necklace.

I think a Dr. Scientist- themed pedalboard that follows the aesthetic of their current website would be killer.. I enjoy going to that website and scrolling around from time to time despite knowing exactly what's on there because I enjoy the visual effects and website design. good shit, Scientist, M.D.

I'm going to invent the pizza pouch tie bar and make millions.

notnews32 wrote: anyway.. not to hijack this thread with Shark Tank bs... just wanted to thank you for sharing that hilarious pizza necklace.

You are welcome… and I wouldn't worry too much about hijacking this thread.

Chankgeez wrote:

notnews32 wrote: anyway.. not to hijack this thread with Shark Tank bs... just wanted to thank you for sharing that hilarious pizza necklace.

You are welcome… and I wouldn't worry too much about hijacking this thread.

Chankgeez wrote:



The Dr. Scientist version will allow you to eat the slice hangin' 'round your neck whilst stompin' on pedals.

I think a better design would be something like a harmonica-holder that is self adjusting.
As each bite is taken it gently moves the slice forward for the next bite.

Something like this harmonica/rib holder:


But, of course, for pizza instead. And with the self-adjusting pizza delivery conveyor belt.
If you have to inch the slice towards your face, then why even use a pizza-holder?
What are we... savages?