It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[behndy]

......... Seemed like an awesome guy and possible a mentor of sorts. I'm really excited to met him! Kind of weird. haha

condoms. always bring condoms. trust me.

[behndy]

naw, but f'realz 'do, that's cool. i suck at amps and basses so i dunno shit about that part of your post.

but it's always super awesome fun times to meet someone you glom on to and can learn from. i'm starting up lessons again Thursday with this dood that i liked a LOT when he was teaching me last. i think he completely over-estimated where i'm at though, my fault for not telling him i was getting behind. we talked and i told him to please just start up like i'd just picked up the bass. there's so much damn stuff that's basic that i have no idea about.

i am ESCITE. might actually learn to play this thing some soon.

(this has nothing to do with watching Jean and Manring and all the other dope people at that show the other day just DESTROY KITTENS. really. nothing at all. NOTHING)

[Chankgeez]

......... Seemed like an awesome guy and possible a mentor of sorts. I'm really excited to met him! Kind of weird. haha

condoms. always bring condoms. trust me.

For you maybe, behndee, but I don't think jwar rolls that way.

[behndy]

well shit. ESPECIALLY if he's not used to getting in to things that way. DEFINITELY need protection if you're a nebish.

[Chankgeez]

Maybe you should suggest he wear a codpiece as well.

[Jwar]

It's not gay if you're wearing a condom btw. It's like wearing a glove. On your dick.


I want to take formal lessons too. Fuck. SO bad dude. I might ask for that as a birthday present. I remember asking my wife earlier this year about it and she said "you play good enough", I'm like "that's not the fucking point". Women. They just don't get it.

[behndy]

naw. that's a second date thing.

meeting someone for the first time in a cod is AWKWARD. unless they're awesome enough to have one too.

but it suh, is a CRAPSHOOT.

[Jwar]

OH and come to Kansas City Ben. You can sleep in my bed. The wife can sleep on the couch.

[behndy]

I want to take formal lessons too. Fuck. SO bad dude. I might ask for that as a birthday present. I remember asking my wife earlier this year about it and she said "you play good enough", I'm like "that's not the fucking point". Women. They just don't get it.

see...... here's the thing...... i SUCK. i'm hacky and have a really limited repertoire. and like NO understanding of theory. i need to learn pretty much everything.

this dood is awesome though. he's a beast of a player, but he's a damn good TEACHER. i've had lessons i walked out of because either the person spent the first 20 minutes wanking and showing off how good they are (that...... doesn't help me at ALL) or they say, "i don't really play bass, but on guitar.....". this guy is GOOD but the only time i've seen him go off and do crazy shits is when i show up a bit early and hear him working on pieces.

lol. also, he plays 6'er primarily. so he writes out his lesson plans and fingering (giggety) charts and all for 6's originally, then mods them for 5's or 4's he teaches.

NEVER WOULD I CAUSE MARITAL STRIFE. i am super comfy on floors. we need to get our shit more together before we even start looking at Oregon and LA and easy drive shtuff. you cute silly billy.

i LAHK heem.

[behndy]

learning new things always feels like -

[behndy]

Danno just sent me pics of the box for the Helio Clone With A Blend (BLENDS FOR FUCKING LIFF YO) and the Rehoused Bit he's doing for me.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.


HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.


also, this makes me way too happy. WOOT.

[behndy]

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.



i.... i love her so much.

[Deltaphoenix]

DA FUQ BISHES!

Why isn't this on the first page of general?
WHERE IS EVERYBODY AT?

i need love gurl

[goroth]

Behndy's GIFs got clothed and everyone left.

[D.o.S.]

I saw Clean Blends for Lyyyffee and gouged my eyes out.