the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[Invisible Man]

Poor guy's gonna be taller sitting down than standing up.

Like his balls are a gigantic hippoty hop? Like that episode of South Park? I feel like I'm missing something here.

I know I've gone too far if I confuse snip with ballz talk. I don't know the South Park reference, but yes, like a hippity hop.

For the boyz...

"EH DAD...getta load'a deez"

This is 90% proportionate for this kid. I am not kidding.

His balls totally bowled me over.

[Invisible Man]

A stich in time saves 9. ....if ya know what I mean, just wait till that heals really good then it's like being touched for the very first time ya dig?

I do! This is our third kid, so yeah the stitches are uh something we've talked about I guess.

[Iommic Pope]

Do it if you're done churning out sacketeers.

Meanwhile, Australia is getting a space agency.
This may be the intellectual equivalent of the Jamaican bobsled team, but I may actually now be able to study astronomy/planetary science/astrobiology and have a hope in hell at getting a job.
Plus, we kind of owe it to the world as a developed nation in the southern hemisphere to actually do our share of watching the sky.

[Invisible Man]

SpacePope, Sacketeer of the Southern Skies.

[Iommic Pope]

Chief Marshall of Sacketeer Forces is actually my formal title.
But Grand Sack Whip is also acceptable.

Just made myself a barramundi green curry.
Fucking tops.

[samzadgan]

Do it if you're done churning out sacketeers.

Meanwhile, Australia is getting a space agency.
This may be the intellectual equivalent of the Jamaican bobsled team, but I may actually now be able to study astronomy/planetary science/astrobiology and have a hope in hell at getting a job.
Plus, we kind of owe it to the world as a developed nation in the southern hemisphere to actually do our share of watching the sky.

we'll get a space agency...but we have to get the important things done first right...get those votes posted in (hopefully doesnt get lost in the mail!), meanwhile spend $30m on advertising that will divide and nation into yet another sub group of minorities...oh, and let's make sure politicians don't have dual citizenship...and I don't know...what other crap can we create to keep everyone busy instead of politicians actually doing their job??

hold on...lets wait till a TV station goes bankrupt and is bought by a US giant before we change the media ownership laws...ok...cool...what else...maybe another election??

yeah...that should see out another year of shit politics!

[Iommic Pope]

Yeah I know, I know.
But you gotta savour that gold where you can.
Speaking of that unspeakable postal vote, I never got mine.
Got straight on the ABS website this arvo and hit them up.
This will be a shit show

[Achtane]

Andy Holt is my new hero.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.tennes ... p/85049454
I got one of these tickets going through Bluff City, which isn't a city so much as a shitty little village whose only feature is a speed trap. But now I can just say, fuck it!

[waltdogg]

i'd put this in the spite thread. but my neighborhood just barely avoided burning down in a wildfire. so all i can say is i'm so fucking happy it didn't. i've been lying to myself for the last two years saying i hate this place. but i've never been more terrified at the prospect of not having a home to come back to in my life. this is my home.

[jrfox92]

i'd put this in the spite thread. but my neighborhood just barely avoided burning down in a wildfire. so all i can say is i'm so fucking happy it didn't. i've been lying to myself for the last two years saying i hate this place. but i've never been more terrified at the prospect of not having a home to come back to in my life. this is my home.

Location: hell, ca

And this entire time I thought it was hyperbole.

[snipelfritz]

Poor guy's gonna be taller sitting down than standing up.

Like his balls are a gigantic hippoty hop? Like that episode of South Park? I feel like I'm missing something here.

I know I've gone too far if I confuse snip with ballz talk. I don't know the South Park reference, but yes, like a hippity hop.

I didn't mean to undercut your bit.

But this is what I was talking about:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCHQzk2okoc[/youtube]

But is all good, precious children. I wrote a page today. Nevermind if it was rehashing/finishing an earlier conversation.

[waltdogg]

i'd put this in the spite thread. but my neighborhood just barely avoided burning down in a wildfire. so all i can say is i'm so fucking happy it didn't. i've been lying to myself for the last two years saying i hate this place. but i've never been more terrified at the prospect of not having a home to come back to in my life. this is my home.

Location: hell, ca

And this entire time I thought it was hyperbole.

[Andrew]

Woooo, after a solid week of working then doing home repair. Finally finished ripping out my carpet in my bedroom, sanding and lacquering the floorboards then repainting all the walls.

[Invisible Man]

i'd put this in the spite thread. but my neighborhood just barely avoided burning down in a wildfire. so all i can say is i'm so fucking happy it didn't. i've been lying to myself for the last two years saying i hate this place. but i've never been more terrified at the prospect of not having a home to come back to in my life. this is my home.

Location: hell, ca

And this entire time I thought it was hyperbole.

I live three miles east of Hell, Michigan.

http://www.gotohellmi.com/

[friendship]

As much as I wish I could have called her a horrible piece of shit to her face and vented all my stored rage, the greater reward is seeing my bad roommate walk out the door knowing I never have to look at her condescending sour face ever again.