the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[Invisible Man]

I KNOOOOOWWW. It's like a the dick has a rod. They want the D, they want it's Rod. Infinite loop of peens.

Ourobenis.



Not a well-known fact, but it's actually just dick all the way down.

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See I was at work so the google search I needed was uh not a good idea. Thanks for the save.

[Eivind August]

Oh, hi! Finished my master thesis and got the grade on tuesday. 'Twas an A. I almost cried. But then I got drank instead. Also had my last scheduled day of work for the summer yesterday, reviewing a concert in a chill park. Leaving for Japan in two weeks. Am I day drinking? You better ducking believe it.

[drolo]

you do sound a bit drank ...
congrats :-D

[popvulture]

Ourobonos.

Also... "dick all the way down." Man, is that a Sturgill Simpson DMT the-world-is-on-the-back-of-a-giant-turtle reference?

YES. Hahahahahahahaha

I haven't laughed so hard at anything as 'turtles all the way down.'

Dude I know, me too. So epic.

[Invisible Man]

I first heard about that at a bar with some old friends (moved close to 'home' in November of last year). I'm pretty sure I upset everyone there with five minutes of belly-laughter. I don't know why that tickled me so much.

The only other thing I can think of that made me laugh that hard was a joke I came up with when I was ten or eleven.

Q: Where does a guinea pig put its dirty clothes?

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A: In the hampster.

And yeah, congroots, Eyvynd. Sounds like you're doing pretty much your own greatest hits compilation right now. Never stop never stopping.

[popvulture]

Haaaaaaaa. I have an enormous soft spot for corny jokes like that. The best.

[popvulture]

Relevant.
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[Lurker13]

Oh, hi! Finished my master thesis and got the grade on tuesday. 'Twas an A. I almost cried. But then I got drank instead. Also had my last scheduled day of work for the summer yesterday, reviewing a concert in a chill park. Leaving for Japan in two weeks. Am I day drinking? You better ducking believe it.

Well rock on, Eivind! You're kickin' ass.

[actual]

My brother became a dad today. This makes me happy, doesn't it?

[imJonWain]

depends if your brother is a douche or not? lol

[actual]

Well, he's my brother, so some doucheyness is to be expected, but overall, no.

[jrfox92]

bmyrother

What fucking language is this.

[actual]

lol fixed

[Chankgeez]

bmyrother

What fucking language is this.

According to Google Translate, Greek is detected. Translates it as "Bromothers".

I always knew actualidiot was the true Prince of Greece and Denmark.

[Invisible Man]

That moment when your bride disciplines your spawn by singing the Misfits' 'Attitude.'