the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[Invisible Man]

C'mon like DRod isn't a gesture toward weiners?

D?

Rod?

[Disarm D'arcy]

I KNOOOOOWWW. It's like a the dick has a rod. They want the D, they want it's Rod. Infinite loop of peens.

[Invisible Man]

I KNOOOOOWWW. It's like a the dick has a rod. They want the D, they want it's Rod. Infinite loop of peens.

Ourobenis.



Not a well-known fact, but it's actually just dick all the way down.

[spacelordmother]

[Disarm D'arcy]

Jesus snakes is a peen loop.

This all makes sense now. Boners. Reptiles. Brotein. Mason jars.

[Strange Tales]

I KNOOOOOWWW. It's like a the dick has a rod. They want the D, they want it's Rod. Infinite loop of peens.

Ourobenis.



Not a well-known fact, but it's actually just dick all the way down.

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[popvulture]

Ourobonos.

Also... "dick all the way down." Man, is that a Sturgill Simpson DMT the-world-is-on-the-back-of-a-giant-turtle reference?

[jrfox92]

So, I've had this wallet, which my mom got me about 5 years ago, stuck in a parts bin the last couple of years because it was way too big.
I kept some foreign currency in there, mostly because I was too lazy to get it exchanged (it only adds up to around $20, anyway).
I just looked in it today and noticed that there was a little zipper in it.
After opening it I found that it had 10 fresh $100 bills that have probably been in there since before I moved to Ohio.

[popvulture]

So, I've had this wallet, which my mom got me about 5 years ago, stuck in a parts bin the last couple of years because it was way too big.
I kept some foreign currency in there, mostly because I was too lazy to get it exchanged (it only adds up to around $20, anyway).
I just looked in it today and noticed that there was a little zipper in it.
After opening it I found that it had 10 fresh $100 bills that have probably been in there since before I moved to Ohio.

Whaaaaaaat! Dude that's rad... so wait... did you put the 1K in there and (!!!) forget about it, or was it a present from your mom?

[jrfox92]

Whaaaaaaat! Dude that's rad... so wait... did you put the 1K in there and (!!!) forget about it, or was it a present from your mom?

The wallet was the present.
I know I went through it when I first got it, so I must've been the one that put the money in there.

[popvulture]

Haha well shit...glad you rediscovered it!

Onto the important shit: what are you gonna buy?

[jrfox92]

Onto the important shit: what are you gonna buy?

For the first time ever, I'm not spending a dime of this until I absolutely have to.
Since I have a second interview for a job next week (one that pays $15/hr) and I have a few repairs to finish (some are rush jobs, so that means more $$$), it's not burning a hole in my pocket.

Then again, the IRS says I owe them $800+, so there's that.
Also, I broke my phone and it'd be nice to get a newer, unlocked one.

But I really should hold off for a couple weeks and see how things play out.

[comesect2.0]

...dude...fuckin IRS...problems all round sayin those three letters people all gettin told on & fuckd.. Fuck the irs.. people who do the work of great magnitude that bares on the soul and cuts emotions deap, scrambling..whether building a country or cleanin up spills shouldn't have to pay to have a cent..then get told you get cents back only to feed it back, so you take a second job, or get smart...living cheaply as two...under table jobs...they can print some more, inflation abounding.. to be happy,stable or simply get by living on machine made,made for microwave food to pinch dough out to a section of government that you have no clue what will do next, all while you cant afford insurance for a fuckin doctors check up or anything other thanfuckin like last month had staph in my finger couldn't afford to get a penicillin shot in my ass...so I took care of it...fingers scared but bacteria is dead, I'm drinkin this whole 6r..fuxk you government.

[drolo]

...dude...fuckin IRS...problems all round sayin those three letters people all gettin told on & fuckd.. Fuck the irs.. people who do the work of great magnitude that bares on the soul and cuts emotions deap, scrambling..whether building a country or cleanin up spills shouldn't have to pay to have a cent..then get told you get cents back only to feed it back, so you take a second job, or get smart...living cheaply as two...under table jobs...they can print some more, inflation abounding.. to be happy,stable or simply get by living on machine made,made for microwave food to pinch dough out to a section of government that you have no clue what will do next, all while you cant afford insurance for a fuckin doctors check up or anything other thanfuckin like last month had staph in my finger couldn't afford to get a penicillin shot in my ass...so I took care of it...fingers scared but bacteria is dead, I'm drinkin this whole 6r..fuxk you government.

+1
also glad you did post it in this thread instead of being irritated, raging, apathetic or hating !

also fuck ALL governments!

[Invisible Man]

Ourobonos.

Also... "dick all the way down." Man, is that a Sturgill Simpson DMT the-world-is-on-the-back-of-a-giant-turtle reference?

YES. Hahahahahahahaha

I haven't laughed so hard at anything as 'turtles all the way down.'