youtube vids that ---- wat

Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:27 pm

echorec wrote:Has anyone/everyone else seen their search engine go completely off-the-tracks in the past few days?

Ex: you search for 'generative sequencer Ableton Live' and you get 4 Ableton hits and then 20 basketball videos.

Just because I watched highlights of a game yesterday doesn't mean I want to watch 20 fucking basketball videos right now. I already told the search engine what I currently wanted to watch, and Google's like, "Fuck you, you need basketball!"

No matter what I type in, they spam my feed with shit that I didn't ask for, and I have to scroll and scroll to get past the clutter and back to the stuff I just asked for. That really pisses me off.

Instagram has been unreasonably... responsive.

They are pushing reels so fucking hard. Somehow a basketball clip turned up in a reel and I clicked on it. Now it is 100% basketball.
The other day I had some parkour dude who landed a real sketchy move. It was rad (I do follow a few parkour accounts). But Instagram seemed to interpret this as "extreme sport" plus "sketchy", and weighted the fuck out of sketchy. I started getting all these horrendous mountainbike crashes and shit. Very much not me and it made med feel pretty uncomfortable. Not a fan of watching person hurts themselves doing x clips.

Anyways, it seems like instagram is super sensitive right now.

Thu Jan 13, 2022 12:32 pm

Chankgeez wrote:Who wore it better though?

i can't decide :idk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbq6Wfh9fi4

i :love:

saying the word "parkour" in my mind

Thu Jan 13, 2022 2:30 pm

i guess i gotta learn double decker brake maintenance now

Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:49 pm

new year, new career :lol:

Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:33 pm

I dunno why but this being thrust on me the day after getting the snip snip was a little insulting.

Like, nah. Not really no. I say, with peas on my balls.

Fri Jan 28, 2022 12:03 am

i'm running a pretty high fever rn, so i'm not exactly picking up on the finer points, but, youtube...wat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw4hIqxVdQ8

Fri Jan 28, 2022 2:30 am

Dandolin wrote::lol:

i'm running a pretty high fever rn, so i'm not exactly picking up on the finer points, but, youtube...wat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw4hIqxVdQ8

forget the video; check out the comments! It's all porn bots saying "Let's take a moment to appreciate how much effort he puts into the content for us" and "I love how he talks about his friends being bad at building"