The Gear Page

[Seance]

Contrary to ad copy, creativity can make any guitar type work for any type of music

try saying that on the gear page!

I have.

But I also like yelling into the wind and making clapping noises in concrete underpasses or subterranean caves.

[qersty]

you got the impulse file?

[Seance]

you got the impulse file?

I have poor impulse control and so all my IRs are stuck IRL.

[Confuzzled]

Not that I've ever had an issue there. I think I have an account? I find that all the info or gear love/hate I need resides right here.

[friendship]

Contrary to ad copy, creativity can make any guitar type work for any type of music.

If you live for hard rock, get a guitar made to rock hard. Kramer guitars are designed and built specifically for hard rock guitar players. They feature body design and construction, pickups, electronics and hardware for rock music. Some other guitars try to work for ALL kinds of music (country AND rock). That's impossible! Kramer does one thing and it does it well.

[Dandolin]

wow i just walked into an issue of Guitar Player from like the Summer of Sam

[Chankgeez]

the dog told me to play that chord.

[friendship]

[Dandolin]

[jirodreamsofdank]

If I ever start a twee C86 project, I want to get the gaudiest top PRS with birds and gold hardware, the one Santana's dentist sent back as a "bit too much."

[lost in music]

Last week when the Powerball was getting up there, I started having this fantasy about lurking on Reverb and snapping up every Klon Centaur and King of Tone I could buy. I'd corner the market on those fuckers over the course of a year or two. Then I'd make a youtube video with them all hooked up together, slowly panning over the dozens of pedals. Then, at the last pedal, the instrument cord is fed into one of those industrial shredders and the pedlols are lowered in, one by one. Then just drop that link off at TGP bright and early on a Monday morning.

Then, I'd make another one, with old vintage tape delays. It would start out exactly the same and people were gonna think I was gonna shred 'em up too. But instead of throwing them in the shredder, I'd give one to each of you guys and we'd have a bitchin' mega delay jam right there at the junkyard.

The guys at Red Letter Media sorta just did this with a stash of rare old VHS tapes.

[Chankgeez]

[Disarm D'arcy]

tube screamer