Best for sale listing descriptions?

[Dandolin]

Let us not mince words
https://reverb.com/item/33482160-vox-ad ... g-off-wife



"Must sell taking up space and pissing off wife!"

[we are talking about the *amp* - right?]

[Chankgeez]

[Blood_mountain]

…for learning what?

[Dandolin]

[Velcro Bottom]

…for learning what?

Ping pong.

[Dandolin]

https://reverb.com/item/52532807-hatena ... ne-booster
"Old rare Japanese pedal company. This is a booster that makes your guitar sound like a hollow body. Really interesting simple boost pedal."
short. simple. wrong.
like the very label on the pedal:

[Blood_mountain]

https://reverb.com/item/52532807-hatena-varitone-booster
"Old rare Japanese pedal company. This is a booster that makes your guitar sound like a hollow body. Really interesting simple boost pedal."
short. simple. wrong.
like the very label on the pedal:

Haha, that's amazing.

[Chankgeez]

Also, just a typo, but still, "Jazzass Reissue":

https://reverb.com/item/52509722-1997-f ... d-in-japan

[Dandolin]

viewtopic.php?f=42&t=23342&p=1426556#p1426556

[Blood_mountain]

Sweet toob toanz.

[Dandolin]

country style, straight outta Ciudad Acuna

[Dandolin]

"But the most important part here is that I put Ben Franklin on a guitar pedal. Ben rhymes with Zen, so it makes sense from that angle. And at this price, it's cheaper than taping a $100 bill to your board."
https://reverb.com/item/44861508-the-be ... yana-drive

[Chankgeez]

Wouldn't Franklin make more sense on that fart pedal?

[Dandolin]

gout out

[taco satori]

I’m so confused…

https://reverb.com/item/53439356-analogman-sun-face-germanium-fuzz