UGLIEST GEAR

[John]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/it ... 5721851863


holy fuck

[Blood_mountain]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/468565721851863


holy fuck

That thing is horrific

[qersty]

Was it a höfner?

[moozz]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/468565721851863


holy fuck

That thing is horrific

But it is both vintage AND unique! I would be worried if that monstrosity was NOT unique

[echorec]

It's like having your mind impregnated by a nightmare.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/125476204300?_ ... %7Ciid%3A1



Also, why do so many sellers think it's OK to list a guitar without photographing the headstock? It's an essential component. I see $6K guitars listed sometimes with no headstock. In what industries is that normal? If you're a realtor, you don't need to show every toilet in a 9-bedroom/5-bathroom house. However, if you're selling a guitar, the headstock should be in at least two pictures---a close-up and a shot of the full instrument.

[John]

Was it a höfner?

It's a this

[Velcro Bottom]

Woah.

[Blood_mountain]

“Custom” paint job.

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I think you’re fired.

[echorec]

Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke? I just don't have the words to describe how much I hate the work of Walrus' so-called artists. The illustrations are generally poorly-balanced compositions, showcase no understanding of color theory, display poor lineweight, and they're often pitifully-executed knockoffs of whatever style they're borrowing from.

Walrus does manga = total shit
Walrus does sci-fi = subpar shit
Walrus does horror fantasy = meh shit
Walrus does romantic fantasy = ugly shit
Walrus does retro minimalism = disappointing shit

[Blackened Soul]

It's like having your mind impregnated by a nightmare.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/125476204300?_ ... %7Ciid%3A1

[MechaGodzilla]

i agree that the walrus pedal is ugly but

Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

[coupleonapkins]

Just the thought, really, of 100 EHX knobs is the ugliest gear imaginable, but the Alchemy Audio reality is awfully offal:

[Pepe]

These are indeed the ugliest knobs in every aspect: optically and haptic. And the white marker will be gone at some day.

[echorec]

i agree that the walrus pedal is ugly but

Why is this duck-frog-elf-turtle wearing a yarmulke?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)

As someone previously unacquainted with river children, I feel my assessment was pretty spot-on.

[coupleonapkins]

All-original Travis Bean TB-500 with *cheef's kiss*

I'd much rather have a Ghanaian movie poster, tho