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ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGNING UP CLOSED

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:13 am
by Disarm D'arcy
I know you are looking forward to it. I can tell by the looks on your face. :success:

It’s time to give until it hurts. Get yourself involved in a randomized secret santa arrangement with the weirdest group of miscreants you’re ever likely to share postage with.

CHARTER OF RULES

If you want to participate, these are the rules:

1. Don't be an asshole.

2. ILF Management will review all applicants for rule 1 compliance.

3. Minimum post count of 500. And due to issues the previous years, this is gonna be a hard line. If you don't have 500 posts, it's way too difficult to chose a meaningful/rad gift for you. You can try again next year!
Also, if you haven't posted in a while you probably aren't real stalkable, and maybe you should reconsider participating

4. What should be in the package:
A pedal or musical apparatus with a minimum value of $100, used or new.
Consumables or other treats.
A piece of recorded music. Your own or something you think the recipient should hear.
Love (or a simulacrum thereof)

5. Presents must reach their destination in time to be opened by Christmas.

6. Failure to send a gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Management does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that. And remember, we know where you live.

7. With great power comes great responsibility. The organizer will not be included in the list of participants.


Other guidelines:
NSFW: show
On choosing a pedal: Make sure to search the user’s posts to see what they have and what they might want. The “Let's see your PEDAL BOARD!” viewtopic.php?f=149&t=393 thread can be particularly insightful. Prefer an ILF builder.

On treats: Prefer local and artisanal. Send something weird that your recipient has never had. Send something you think your recipient will like (or be entertained in hating.) Send something that’s meaningful to you. Include an open-by date on the outside of the box. If you're going to ship anything in a glass bottle or jar, wrap it very carefully and isolate it from any music gear you're sending.

On shipping: Plan to ship with enough time that your recipient will have it before christmas. College students tend to get very busy and may not be able to receive packages at the end of the semester. When you sign up, please think about where you’ll be at the end of December.

On secrecy: The identity of your victim should remain secret until gift opening. Make sure to include a card or note in the box!


Please take a few minutes to peruse the previous ILFSS threads to get a sense of what sorts of things people find delightful.
2017
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=57984
2016
viewtopic.php?f=42&t=53769&hilit=secret+satan
2015
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=48870
2014
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=43217
2013
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=37067
2012
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=28756
2011
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=19911
2010
viewtopic.php?f=149&t=12937
APPLICATIONS

All applications must be sent by Friday October 5th of 2018. After that, I cannot promise you can be included, as it would require to randomly assign everybody again which is not cool.

If you get the confirmation email after you fill the form, you're good. I will review every application and send you an email if it's incomplete.

You will be required to choose a pool. Choose the worldwide pool if you want to receive and send gifts worldwide. Choose the Northen America pool if you're located in the US, Canada and Mexico and want to receive and send your gift within these borders. Choose the Europe pool if you're located in the EU, UK, Norway, Switzerland and want to receive and send your gift within these borders.

In order to streamline, automate, and fully randomize the process, you are required to sign up by filling a form : APPLICATIONS CLOSED

QUESTIONS AND APPLICATION ISSUES

If you have any question, ask them in this thread and I'll get to it :)

Re: SUPER SECRET SATAN

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:29 am
by D.o.S.
Woooooooooooooooooooooo

Re: SUPER SECRET SATAN

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:00 pm
by rustywire
Poor code four.
Defcon broke.
I will join if can but this year might not be able to do

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:05 pm
by worra
In, obvs. This is better than real xmas with my family and friends.

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 12:53 pm
by UglyCasanova
The best!

I'm so in!

:zen:

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:55 pm
by Schlatte
Damn, should've rejoined earlier to get enough cred for secret santa. Maybe next year...

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:12 pm
by doommeow
worra wrote:In, obvs. This is better than real xmas with my family and friends.

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 3:48 pm
by goroth
Schlatte wrote:Damn, should've rejoined earlier to get enough cred for secret santa. Maybe next year...
Just post like fuck so people can stalk you.
DoS knows you're a good santa :joy:

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 4:24 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Jwar, Doommeow, I've emailed you. Please get back to me with the missing info.

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 4:32 pm
by 01010111
Dammit. I’m moving across the globe, and won’t know my address until the middle-ish of October :cry:

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:01 pm
by D.o.S.
Schlatte wrote:Damn, should've rejoined earlier to get enough cred for secret santa. Maybe next year...
:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

This is a santa of the highest calibre and we all know it.

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2018 9:53 pm
by JonnyAngle
I’ll be in fo sho!

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:11 am
by calfzilla
Def excited to watch this play out from the beginning this year

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 8:48 am
by Aquietcabin1978
The most wonderful time of the year.

Re: ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGN UP DURING SEPTEMBER!

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2018 11:16 am
by raj007
Yaaaa booiiiiiii