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Found this on Reddit but I really wanna know your guys thoughts on this.

Your options are:
-50 Hawks
-15 Wolves
-1 Hunter
-10,000 Rats
-5 Gorillas
-4 Lions
-3 Polar Bears (replaced Buffalo)

You pick 2 to defend you while the rest are coming to kill you. Who do you pick and why? I know my choices but I wanna wait and see what you guys think

Can I turn 10,000 rats into 10,000 pickle ricks?

I think you underestimate the power of 10,000 rats

Apparently, I just found out yesterday, there's 1.75 rats for every human Parisian.

The rat horde and the hawks. Pure terror.

Just imagine what 10,000 rats actually looks like. Imagine that giant sea of rats whose sole purpose is to murder you.

Now imagine that sea of rats will protect you and vanquish your foes. I'll take rats any day of the week

I think you underestimate the power of 10,000 pickle ricks.

aedes wrote:The rat horde and the hawks. Pure terror.

YES. Team RatHawk

calfzilla wrote:I think you underestimate the power of 10,000 pickle ricks.

Pickle Rick breaks the game though! Nothing can beat that.

I guess I'd pick rats and gorillas. Unless you want me to swamp this whole thing with inane questions

Feel free to discuss! That's half the fun.

My first instinct was to pick the Hunter but I don't know. I don't know how effective one Hunter would be against all those animals, but on the plus side you wouldn't get shot in the head.

Although I'd rather get shot in the head than eaten by 10,000 rats

Well, it depends on what kind of hunter you get. Kraven? Elmer? Frank Castle? I mean, if the hunter has a full arsenal and sets C4 traps and spear pits, I'll take the hunter. If the hunter just sits in a tree stand chugging PBR, I'll still take the hunter so I can get blitzed before I die.

Shit, I'm sabotaging my own answer.

The hunters I work with struggle to take down a single deer all season. Hard pass. Gimme wolves and rats. Win or lose I just wanna run with my pack while the the advance wave of filthy rodents gnaw away at our adversaries.

calfzilla wrote:I guess I'd pick rats and gorillas. Unless you want me to swamp this whole thing with inane questions

Same. A horde of pretty much anything is going to fuck shit up, and rsts are known to be particularly bitey. Gorillas .. well they have opposable thumbs, bigass fangs, opposable toe thumbs, and they are hella strong.

I'll chug PBR any day with my horde of rats and squad of gorillas.

What sort of terrain are we talking here? Do the enemies come in waves or all at once? Is this a real life situation where typical predators might turn on each other in the melee or is some sort of force uniting them to coordinate tactically against me? What sort of weapon/ammunition does the hunter have?

As much as an army of rats sounds cool, I feel like they could be a serious liability as a distraction/nuisance against you in combat, but not much of an asset for defense. So I definitely wouldn't take the rats.

My gut instinct says the hunter and 15 wolves against everything else. Neither are the biggest or can do the most damage, but the wolves are pack hunters and there's a lot of them. The hunter is a huge asset if he has a rifle and ammo, because he could pick off or wound the larger predators at a distance. If the hunter doesn't have any weapons there's not much advantage other than as a decoy, but they're a significant danger as a combatant if the animals aren't trying to kill the hunter and they're trying to kill me.