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You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer

The Velvet Hammer wrote:You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer

Are you also a dungeon master?

...asking for a friend

Does this mean we can now question you?

JonnyAngle wrote:

The Velvet Hammer wrote:You flesh based life forms, it is The Velvet Hammer, ask me anything and I may choose to respond.

-The Velvet Hammer

Are you also a dungeon master?

...asking for a friend

I have mastery over dungeons for they are merely stone and I am a hammer.

actualidiot wrote:Does this mean we can now question you?

You may ask questions of me, you may not question my actions.

Booo

actualidiot wrote:Booo

Your applause is duly accepted.

When is it actually hammer time?

Can you post your pedalboard?

rustywire wrote:When is it actually hammer time?

Excellent question, when one stops it is officially hammer time, but hammer time is also a way of life and velvet parachute pants are the path to happiness.

Are you actually Chank?

Also I was going to applaud you for being truly community minded, democratic and transparent by opening yourself up for questioning, but after actual idiot's probing, I must express a degree of disappointment .
Which you are probably impartially indifferent to, I'm sure.

Do you like big butts and you cannot lie?

What is the meaning of life?

How many fuzz pedals are too many fuzz pedals? Is that even a real question?

Do you have any thoughts on the Connor McGregor fight with Floyd Mayweather? Who's your money on??

Iommic Pope wrote:Are you actually Chank?

Also I was going to applaud you for being truly community minded, democratic and transparent by opening yourself up for questioning, but after actual idiot's probing, I must express a degree of disappointment .
Which you are probably impartially indifferent to, I'm sure.

Chank wishes.

Thank you, it's usually a thankless job to keep the forum on some sort of track, thankfully my presence isn't usually needed but these are uncertain and angry times we suffer through, to keep a part of the internet friendly and an escape for those who despair is my only wish and purpose.

The Velvet Hammer can take a joke, he can also not give a fuck.

Do you break all your pedals when you engage them, or does the velvet make the blow supple and smooth?

Is Changes a good song?