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Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:07 pm
by Mudfuzz
fuck
shit
every fucking post today has been mangled by autocorrect! fuck, do we need to stuff Bill Gates in a fucking wicker basket and set him on fire for this madness to stop?
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:59 pm
by $harkToootth
Autocorrect exists to make me look more incompetent than I already am.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:27 pm
by JonnyAngle
Yes autoeroticasphyxiation is super incontinent.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:31 pm
by $harkToootth
Arbyscorrect. It's when all your food turns into Arby's.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:57 pm
by BetterOffShred
I like that my phone thinks I'd rather watch a superb owl than the super bowl.. that was a good one.
-Brett
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:02 am
by $harkToootth
JonnyAngle invented Keshacorrect.
Vidret invented hookhandcorrect.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:35 am
by Invisible Man
You gotta be shutting me. I replaced a lot of words in my phone with Vernors, so there's no Vernorsing when I'll vernors off the vernors.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:36 am
by Invisible Man
Arbys
Vernors
Hook hands
This is what ILF has become. 2017 is hurting everyone.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:11 am
by Iommic Pope
Duck everything.
Duck all of you.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:19 am
by goroth
Iommic Pope wrote:Duck everything.
Duck all of you.
So much this.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:52 am
by Kacey Y
My browser and my phone both have autoreplace/autocorrect, but are completely insane. So they will turn very typical words into nonsense, if I don't catch it.
I'll type out a sentence like "I just need to go to the store first" in a text and get "I'll just needs to get there stall first". WHY WOULD I PUT THESE WORDS TOGETHER COMPUTER? My phone routinely changes "a", "of" and "the" to completely different words.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:14 am
by Invisible Man
vidret wrote:ducks with hooks for hands!
This is confusing. Hooks for feet? Ducks don't have hands. Or are you giving them hands, cutting the hands off, then replacing them with hooks?
Hooks for wings. Duck yo migration patterns.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:15 am
by actual
What does autocorrect have to say about cuntnugget?
My browser is giving 'autocorrect' a red underline btw.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:09 pm
by Bloodhammer
Can't you turn that off? My Galaxy S5 suggests words, but doesn't replace what I'm typing unless I tap on one of said suggested words below the message window.
What's real fun is to get drunk and use the voice-to-text function. I started a thread at a different forum that was just me doing that and everyone else asking me if I was okay. Someone should write a book like that someday.
Re: Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit
Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:59 pm
by Invisible Man
That's what Burroughs did.