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So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 5:20 pm
by SPACERITUAL
....does this make me gender fluid now?
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 5:28 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 5:34 pm
by SPACERITUAL
The backwards seats in the brat were so siq. I have one on forza horizon and I'm all VRRRRRRMMMMM SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 6:37 pm
by Achtane
Bruh you got that weird sideways engine.
Does it have turbo?
DOES IT HAVE THAT GIANT SPOILER??
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 8:01 pm
by JonnyAngle
Throw another shrimp on the barbie
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 8:44 pm
by popvulture
I bought one and a close friend asked if I was a lesbian. Maybe I am one now?
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 8:50 pm
by actual
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 3:49 pm
by repoman
Forresters- lesbians who provide livelyhoods for people that manufacture bumperstickers
WRX- flatbrim monster drink drinkers with really bad driving records and hang out at applebees parking lot
Impreza- hipster IT workers
Crosstrek- people who spend most of the day looking at Arcteryx catalogs and drinking beetroot and kale shake before their daily 20 mile run (promotes nitric oxide in the blood stream for optimal performance)
Outback- soccer mom with shitlord oppressor little shits because AWD is really safe must protect Chads offspring shuttling from private academy to gymnastics lessons
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 4:01 pm
by SPACERITUAL
repoman wrote:Forresters- lesbians who provide livelyhoods for people that manufacture bumperstickers
WRX- flatbrim monster drink drinkers with really bad driving records and hang out at applebees parking lot
Impreza- hipster IT workers
Crosstrek- people who spend most of the day looking at Arcteryx catalogs and drinking beetroot and kale shake before their daily 20 mile run (promotes nitric oxide in the blood stream for optimal performance)
Outback- soccer mom with shitlord oppressor little shits because AWD is really safe must protect Chads offspring shuttling from private academy to gymnastics lessons
I LOLd at the parts about chads offspring and arcteryx.
...I got a legacy though.
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 4:04 pm
by Chankgeez
Take it back and get one of these so you can hang out at the Applebee's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's's parking lot:

Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 4:19 pm
by Achtane
If it doesn't have a roof scoop, is it even a Subaru?
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 5:32 pm
by Wittgenstein
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 5:43 pm
by JonnyAngle
#outbackswag

Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 5:48 pm
by snipelfritz
Re: So if I bought a Subaru....
Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 6:45 pm
by wafl
SPACERITUAL wrote:....does this make me gender fluid now?
Well I'm trans and drive a subaru so....