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Sorry guys.

He's dead.

And will be missed.

We are releasing a shimmer reverb in his memory. You can find out more here.

dotted with the tears of those who knew him.

#fakeD.o.S.news

notice the spelling of "UglyCasanova" in the Facebook post and then notice the spelling of "UglyCassonova" it the "tittle" of this thread

He requested that change post-mortem to reflect his most positive physical features.

We had no choice to comply.

Will the real/undead UglyCas(s)a(o)nova, please, stand up!

(What were you doing looking at the Source Audio Facebook for anyway?)

UC and I are friends on there so it popped up in my feed. I haven't paid attention to the company since the great Fisher-Price SoundBlox fiasco of 20--.... whenever that was.

… but they're fellow New Englanders?

I'm in heaven now. Shimmer everywhere. Send help.

Maybe now you can finally learn to play the blues.

Got to get my judicial degree sorted first.

SEANCE TIME

Should use this as a chance to re-emerge as Fugly Casanova. Or even better, the super hard version: Thugly Casanova.