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Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:03 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
We're back. Fuck you reptiles.

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:06 pm
by aedes
Something that's been bothering me. How do the reptiles function in the winter? Does their human skin provide them with the warmth they need?

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:07 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
The heat from the CPUs allows them to mess with ILF's SQL database, obvisouly.

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:10 pm
by bloatedsack
Disarm D'arcy wrote:The heat from the CPUs allows them to mess with ILF's SQL database, obvisouly.
Those are teh powerful mind control rays from their secret bunker deep in the Earth's core. Where it's warm. Shit's a jungle. Hollow earth! Dinosaurs! Mind flayers!

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:11 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Replicants and synth also. And did we mention Waterworld?

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:13 pm
by rickenbastard
father pike predicted all of this.

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:16 pm
by Chankgeez
:hello:

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:18 pm
by jrfox92
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY[/youtube]

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:24 pm
by odontophobia
rickenbastard wrote:father pike predicted all of this.
Yuuuus.

Also.
We're back. Hell yeah.

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:33 pm
by Chankgeez
Oh, btw, I'd like my screen name changed to "General Error". :D

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:42 pm
by DADGBD
WRONG.

"They" want us here.
It's the perfect distraction. Otherwise, we'd be fucking with their shit.
Humans fucked the site up - "They" fixed it.
Thank you, "They"! :hello:

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:05 pm
by blakestree
Sheew! Thank Gob. I wasn't sure I was gonna make it through, this time.

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 4:52 pm
by hbombgraphics
yeah the ideah of actually doing work was really throwing me off today

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 7:06 pm
by comesect2.0
lawn mower man...

Re: Is this real life? Or am I in parallel ILF universe?

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:21 pm
by Bartimaeus
!sdneirf olleH