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CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:34 pm
by SPACERITUAL
COFFEE CRISP FUCKING SUCKS
KIT KAT IS THE SAME. THEY HAVE ORANGE AND MINT KIT KAT UP HERE WHICH IS DOPE BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY ARE ALWAYS MELTED WHICH WTF ITS COLD AS SHIT UP HERE.
JOE LOUIS FUCKING SUCKS. ITS LIKE A MOON PIE BUT WORSE. HONESTLY LETS JUST ADMIT MOON PIES ARE FUCKING GROSS DUDE.
MEGA SNACK IS EXACTLY LIKE A RICE CRISPY TREAT BUT IS A GENERIC CANDY FOUND IN VENDING MACHINES THAT ALSO FEATURE COUGH DROPS AND SHIT WHICH MEANS IT FUCKING SUCKS.
Re: CANADIAN CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:38 pm
by SPACERITUAL
WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT POINT: CANADA SUCKS.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:54 pm
by repoman
I never had any of those but I had one called Aero once which was like a Nestle Crunch but they replaced the puffed rice with AIR
AIR
the air was all stale too if you can believe that.
That thing sucked too. Why is Canada so bad at candy?
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:16 pm
by SPACERITUAL
Dude they are bad at pretty much everything else foodwise too. You ever had pizza with mayonnaise on it?
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:17 am
by popvulture
I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 12:32 am
by foomanfat
Coffee Crisp rules.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 7:05 am
by odontophobia
popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
Re: CANADIAN CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:32 pm
by WayToHip
SPACERITUAL wrote:WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT POINT: CANADA SUCKS.
Quebec is not Canada, and you're in a hotel room reviewing shitty garbage a vending machine. Get a smoked meat sandwich and get back to me when you're not drunk and on a sugar rush.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:35 pm
by WayToHip
foomanfat wrote:Coffee Crisp rules.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:06 pm
by Strange Tales
I'll back Moon Pies fucking suck though. Fuck Moon Pies.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:16 pm
by Disarm D'arcy
Of course moon pies sucks. Marshmallows are just like plain socks or Toby Flenderson. Boringly awful.
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:34 pm
by repoman
SPACERITUAL wrote:Dude they are bad at pretty much everything else foodwise too. You ever had pizza with mayonnaise on it?
I've had hotdogs wrapped in bacon covered in mayonaise in Mexico
Canada did invent this though:
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:36 pm
by D.o.S.
odontophobia wrote:popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
Intentional typo?
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:50 pm
by popvulture
D.o.S. wrote:odontophobia wrote:popvulture wrote:I was hoping this thread was a review of Casecandy.
Last night while dosing off I thought it was a review of casecandy.
Intentional typo?
Lololololol
Re: CANADA CANDY REVIEW
Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:35 pm
by futuresailors
Pull your head out of your ass Jamie. Koffee Krisp is delicious.
Try a lion bar - it's basically a 100 grand.
And if you don't get a stale one Aeros are pretty good...