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Because fooman fat won't date you if you can't move at a timely pace*.




*I mean he def will tho fam.

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Bonus points for Dredd.
Sexiest thing about that guy is he doesn't fuck around.

I would like to point out that this thread is 110% less creepy than your thread.

(and also that mobile posting is impossible how do you people do this)

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alicia florrick is of iron

coupleonapkins wrote:

I think this might be my favorite one liner from The Simpsons. Just such a great line and the gavel bang as well.

I mean how can you just pick one, though.

You're already neglecting: You Tried Your Hardest And Failed...; Everything lasts forever; Listen to your mother, kids. Aim low. Aim so low no one will even care if you succeed; Daddy says dice are wicked!; "Bake 'em away, toys!", "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"; "Sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'."

And that's just pillaging one listicle quickly. There are so many fucking gems.

Yea that's fair, that was probably hasty to say "my favorite." But it is always one that sticks out to me and one that I quote quite often.

Oh Cousin Merle, really?

Works on contingency? No, money down!

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

I think it was called, "The Truck That Couldn't Slow Down."