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Posted: **Sat Jan 09, 2016 5:01 pm**

It's at $800 million. That's a stupid amount of money. Tickets are $2, and apparently just 4 numbers pays out $10,000. Good luck.

Posted: **Sat Jan 09, 2016 5:07 pm**

Posted: **Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:06 pm**

I've got two hours, k. Ima get it once I've done my grocery shopping.

Get off my back!

(also, I heard it was up to $900M now)

Posted: **Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:07 pm**

The guy at the bodega said my ticket has the winning numbers, so you guys should just save your money. FYI.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:12 am**

Not a single number match.

Not a one!

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:58 am**

I got two numbers matched.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:01 am**

Gotta love those "you're more likely to get struck by lightning twice in the same day" odds.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:07 am**

Why is it always really morbid things like "struck by lightning" or "eaten by sharks" that they use?

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 10:14 am**

makes better headlines

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:31 am**

$1.3 BILLION for Wednesday, which means it will only go up by then

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:33 am**

which means, I get to win the biggest jackpot ever on my birthdaaaayyyyyyy.

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 12:49 pm**

I got a single number match oit of five tickets

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:58 pm**

CyaNitrate wrote:I got a single number match oit of five tickets

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 4:39 pm**

From the Doom, Stoner, Southern, Sludge group on Facebook:

Sorry guys, unless you can promise that I'm rooting for James here

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 5:08 pm**

inb4 LordGalvar and UG win it together.

You should buy a Powerball ticket..