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I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 4:54 pm
by jrmy
Last week, all of the freelancers and vendors my company uses began their annual onslaught of Thank You For Using Us This Year Snacks, ranging from Godiva chocolates to fancy french cookies from a local bakery to packaged cookie samplers. Then, over the weekend, a friend brought a tray of brownies covered with chocolate mixed with Justin's peanut butter and rice crispies over to my house. Today, one of our departments had their annual holiday potluck, and put the leftover cookies out RIGHT BY MY OFFICE. Friggin' sugar-saturated saltines covered in dark chocolate.

I feel horribly gross and distended, but want to go back for more of ALL OF IT.

:facepalm: :drool: :snax: :facepalm:

Who else is engaging in questionable seasonal binging?

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:19 pm
by hbombgraphics
dude, my wife has been on a cookie making rampage,
Plus a few cakes and various other treads - Homemade cordial cherries and such.


It's nuts

gonna have some cookie weight to deal with in a few weeks

I bring cookies to work just to give them away, but then I have cookies at work........

it's bad news

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:56 pm
by friendship
My roommate brought home two tins full of delicious home made cookies and I straight up gained 5 pounds from it.

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and I foie gras

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:09 pm
by Chankgeez
^FTFY^

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:19 pm
by terminalvertigo
I've eaten half a container of rum balls already today, and telling myself to stop isn't working..

stop idiot stop!

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:56 pm
by snipelfritz
Yeah baby!

Let's get soooooo fat. :snax:

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:29 pm
by gnomethrone
Uggghhh if I just keep eating them eventually they'll go away right?

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:46 pm
by aens_wife
Pretty sure I have gained at least 5 pounds since Thanksgiving. I love to bake, so there is always something in the house. But now, there is LOTS of treats in the house and I love them all. sigh.

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:26 pm
by Blackened Soul
I really need to get on the ball and start making bat shaped xmas cookies for this year... I am slacking...

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 1:00 am
by wsas3
Ugh I'm in the middle of fasting for the night I wish I could take some of your fullness :(

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:51 am
by waltdogg
Oh man, I just got a tin of homemade butterscotch fudge with walnuts from a family friend and I still have half a chocolate pie in the fridge from our early Xmas dinner the other night. :snax:

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:44 am
by Gone Fission
terminalvertigo wrote:I've eaten half a container of rum balls already today, and telling myself to stop isn't working..

stop idiot stop!
Heh heh heh! :snax:

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:51 am
by hbombgraphics
at this point I think you just dig into it and accept that your cardigan won't button well until January

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:45 am
by xrleroyx
HoliGAZE cookies?

Re: I ate too many holidaze cookies and feel gross

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 10:46 am
by hbombgraphics
Just went and brushed my teeth, now I can't eat cookies for a bit.........should work