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Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:05 pm
by behndy
hear me out. you grind your yummy harsh face local roasted beans, make your 1 or 2 or 4 shots of espresso like normal, then when getting your fancy little metal coffeehouse barista cup ready to steam the milk into frothy topping goodness, you substitute CHOCOLATE milk.
change your life fam.
change. your. LIFE.
(and bitch i DARE you to get crazy with strawberry or banana milk. DARE YOU.)
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:07 pm
by Chankgeez
pppppppffffftttttt.
That's not real coffee.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:10 pm
by behndy
pfffffft ya mawmz isn't real coffee.
it's really coffee.
Real Coffee PRIME.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:13 pm
by Sparrow
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:17 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:21 pm
by Sparrow
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:38 pm
by behndy
borinnnnnnnng. back to liquid vanilla sex.
BRING ON THE HOURS OF MAN ANUS.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:43 pm
by Chankgeez
behndy wrote:borinnnnnnnng. back to liquid vanilla sex.
BRING ON THE HOURS OF MAN ANUS.
THIS'S A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SUBJECT.
behnders, don't go starting threads when you don't know what you're talking about.
Go get yourself some ice cream and call it a day.

Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:48 pm
by gnomethrone
My uncle skips all of the formalities and just chews up coffee beans. Walks around with a pocket full and just crunches away all day. He's rad.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:06 pm
by behndy
sigh. living your lives WRONG.
i just. i just weep for your missed opportunities.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:14 pm
by gnomethrone
Are you gonna steam some eggnog for the yule time season? You should totally froth the nog.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:19 pm
by D.o.S.
gnomethrone wrote:You should totally froth the nog.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:26 pm
by Chankgeez
D.o.S. wrote:gnomethrone wrote: totally froth the nog.
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:29 pm
by Jero
gnomethrone wrote:froth the nog
Re: Stoopid Coffee Tricks
Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:44 pm
by John
behndy wrote:BRING ON THE HOURS OF MAN ANUS.
Homemade Kopi Luwak?