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WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 10:51 am
by futuresailors
They don't really have turkey here, so I'm having duck and french onion soup.

Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:06 am
by odontophobia
I for one am ready for the new turkey overlords.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:13 am
by D.o.S.
Turkey and stuffing is fucking awful.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:19 am
by futuresailors
TURKATRON SAYS "FUCK YOU"
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:22 am
by D.o.S.

I'm eating lobster on Thanksgiving because fuck your traditionalist bullshit.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:40 am
by SPACERITUAL
D.o.S. wrote:Turkey and stuffing is fucking awful.
This right here.
I just had two cinnamon rolls and three slices of pizza.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 11:55 am
by odontophobia
futuresailors wrote:
TURKATRON SAYS "FUCK YOU"
DO YOU KNOW WHO GOBLOX IS?
I WILL TELL YOU WHO GOBLOX IS.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTP15uTE8aA[/youtube]
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:01 pm
by Dungus
My wife is American, so I'm having half of a thanksgiving. I am thankful that European refugees killed everyone in America and I get a nice dinner out of it. We're vegetarians, though, so fuck us, right?
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:14 pm
by neonblack
The sides are the best part of thanksgiving anyways.
Mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, stuffing, sweet potatoes, carrots, and bread for days!
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:37 pm
by futuresailors
^ This is the truth. I used to eat those boxed stuffings at least once a week.
Unless you're having duck. Because fuuuccckkk yyeeeahhh duck.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:41 pm
by untilshewokeme
Jokes on you, im already fat...
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:02 pm
by skullservant
I can't move
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:29 pm
by futuresailors
I'm asleep.
Fun fact: duck has more tryptophan than turkey.
Accidentally put too much thyme in my soup though...
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:40 pm
by Strange Tales
D.o.S. wrote:Turkey and stuffing is fucking awful.
This is the post where I think you've finally gone too far.
Re: WHO'S READY TO GET FAT?
Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:17 pm
by Deltaphoenix
So useless after all of this food.
Thanksgiving and my oldest turned 8 today...