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So this weekend I learned the true dangers of biking while hammered. I must've looked like such a fuckin idiot. Basically I just went normally on my bike, after a night of heavy post-exams drinking and I got distracted by whatever and crashed my bike. Landed face first onto the curb.



Had to drink all my beer out of a fuckin straw yesterday night

^I'd say that is basically exactly what I look like now

I'm sure being hammered numbs the pain but when you woke up in the morning it felt like you got hit with a baseball bat

FUCK

That sucks But hey look on the bright side your two front teeth aren't [yet] implants like me… fuck bicycles.

You look so roguish now

Yeah, at the time I wasn't bothered to much, but the day after was way worse. Thing is that the impact kinda took the entire backside of the tooth with it. A dentist helped protect the nerves and stuff, but it still hurt like hell to drink stuff. Oh well, it could be way worse. I think my insurance covers the repair that is due for Thursday