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I am having a really terrible cold right now. My throat hurts when I eat/swallow/drink/laugh and it's getting unbearable. Also, this weekend it's a big party weekend for the city I'm currently in and I will check it out, so temporary boosts are very welcome. I won't do any big night this weekend though, but it would be cool to join my friends and see what it's all about. So far I've tried:

- Aspirins, mostly ibuprofen and paracetamol
- Loads of various teas, with a healthy amount of honey
- Some weird swedish mouth spray that you spray into your throat. Don't know if it's helping really.
- Gurgling salt water
- Gurgling whatever this is
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- Drinking a solution of squeezed lemons, hot water, ginger and honey
- Eating vitamin pills
- Resting
- Not smoking (tbh i had one cigarette yesterday :grumpy:)
- Drinking more water than usual

Do you have any miracle cures??? I'd love to add stuff to this list just to make sure I'm giving whatever shit I got a really bad time
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Drink all of the orange juice.
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Good idea, I'll get onto that immediately. I just came back from a pretty hectic salt water gurgling session, and two Chinese people in my dorm gave me various Chinese medicins for colds, so now I can add that to the list as well
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Oh yeah, the infamous fall semester when everyone on campus catches the same shit at the same time.

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Yeah, it's exactly that. I might go to town on hooking up with a few annoying people during the festivities just to get something out of it. Like revenge or whatever
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Chamomile tea with honey, lemon and dark (non-spiced) rum.
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Get under as many heavy blankets as you can and let your fever take over. 24 hour cold cure. Works every time for me.
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Lemon Ginger tea with honey and cayenne pepper. DELICIOUS AND GREAT FOR A COLD!
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Bed rest and water.

It's too late for vitamin C.
You have a virus, you have to let your body fight it. Give your immune system a chance to overcome it, like Rambo coming out of monastic retreat to murder every commie in sight.
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spacelordmother wrote:Lemon Ginger tea with honey and cayenne pepper. DELICIOUS AND GREAT FOR A COLD!
This is a great idea, but GODDAMMIT PEOPLE TAKE THE HINT AND ADD THE RUM :p
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lots of sunny d always works for me.

regular orange juice doesn't for whatever reason.
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I reiterate my last comment with an even greater fervor.

(and I only ever drink rum when I'm sick)
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you need ramen
the kimchi flavored bowl of noodles
spice that cold right out of your head
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Warm up a shot glass of lime juice, honey and ginger and shoot it back. Do it as much as you need. Definitely helps the throat situation.
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