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So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:54 pm
by Snufkino
Vile.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:38 pm
by goroth
I haven't tried one, but the conversation between Bruce Willis and Sgt Al Powell about Twinkies pretty much put me off for life.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:29 pm
by Blackened Soul
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hef0gCnTHxE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKCZ_OfzJrw[/youtube]

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:45 pm
by Chankgeez
Blackened Soul, I'm surprised you didn't recommend these:

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Enrobed in black… :erm: … I mean …. chocolate.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:10 pm
by Pepe
"Sponge cake" doesn't sound very tasty ... :erm:

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:24 pm
by Snufkino
First time I've ever seen a warning on a packet of food. "Allura Red may cause hyperactivity in children"

They're like Satan's sweet, greasy yellow, mush-filled hemorrhoids of joy.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:32 pm
by Pepe
Snufkino wrote:First time I've ever seen a warning on a packet of food. "Allura Red may cause hyperactivity in children"
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Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:37 pm
by Blackened Soul
Chankgeez wrote:Blackened Soul, I'm surprised you didn't recommend these:

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Enrobed in black… :erm: … I mean …. chocolate.
:lol: I can't... I've never eaten a twinkie let alone a evil twinkie... I don't eat that kind of stuff... I was never allowed to as a child so that type of "food" tastes um... wrong to me :idk: but hey who am I to say don't poison yourself? and if you are than chocolate covered death is the best death :thumb:

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:44 pm
by oldangelmidnight
Delicious sentimental poison.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:48 pm
by Chankgeez
Pepe wrote:"Sponge cake" doesn't sound very tasty ... :erm:
Good sponge (and/or pound) cake is actually very delicious. :snax:

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:01 pm
by bigchiefbc
When I was a little chief, I used to eat the shit out of these:

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Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:08 am
by ShaolinLambKiller
I never liked them.

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 2:46 am
by neonblack
Zebra Cakes till I die

Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:01 am
by Andrew
Fuck all your twinkies

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Re: So I tried a twinkie for the first time

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:45 am
by jrmy
bigchiefbc wrote:When I was a little chief, I used to eat the shit out of these:

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HOLY SHIT FUNNY BONES!!!!! I had forgotten all about these. We didn't get them very often, but every now and then they were a special treat. Damn, those were good (at least in my memory, which is why I won't try them now, because it will probably be sad when I realize how horrible they actually are).