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MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:30 pm
by behndy
because. like. fuck YEAH being able to be with who you want to be with.
........ even though the government part of legal marriages is an annoying chunk of bullshit.
"you know what this relationship needs? GOVERNMENT INVOLVEMENT."
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:38 pm
by morange
What God and the state and federal governments have joined together, let no man put asunder.
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:59 pm
by DADGBD
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:16 pm
by Chankgeez
I wanna marry a midget and have Chris Rock perform the ceremony…
or maybe I'll marry behndy if he lets me slip my tentacle in to his…
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:49 pm
by sylnau
May I play oscillating fuzzy guitar at the weeding?
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 4:52 pm
by Chankgeez
It's OK with me if it's OK with behndy…
and/or the midget.
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:48 pm
by behndy
plot twist: i stay on my knees the whole ceremony as a sign of devotion AND to play the role of midget.
FUZZY PEEN TO PEEN VAJ TO VAJ WUBBLY OSCILO TENTA-GITAR FOR EVEREHHHBAHHHDEHHHH.
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:08 pm
by Chankgeez
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:32 pm
by SPACERITUAL
NOW LEGALIZE TEENAGERS
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:32 pm
by SPACERITUAL
I MEAN
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:33 pm
by SPACERITUAL
NEVERMIND
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:33 pm
by SPACERITUAL
I WAS NEVER HERE THIS IS NOT A CONFFESSION
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:21 pm
by Dandolin
I vote we send the teenagers ahead on Golgafrinchan Ark B. Unless they have a minimum 100 posts on ILF. Get postin' Skippy....
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:29 pm
by Achtane
#lovewins
Re: MARRY ME DOODS
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:30 pm
by SPACERITUAL
How can love win if he/she/they don't suck dick?
