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So Uglycasanova sent me a pedal. I was all set for a two or three month wait as just about any European country takes fucking FOREVER to get you shit out of country (IM LOOKING STRAIGHT AT YOU GERMANY AND ITALY). Imagine my surprise to see that, not only is there no customary "were sorry, but we saw that this was going to America and EU standards dictate that any parcels heading to the usa be thrown up on the roof for a two to six month period while we execute a strictly regimented series of regional dances representing every town in the host country" note BUT IT GOT FROM NORWAY TO FUCKIN NYC IN THREE DAYS. THREE DAYS. THATS ASIAN POSTAL SPEED. FUCK YEAH NORWAY FUCK YEAH UGLYCASANOVA FUCK YEAH VARG.

Nice! yeah .. Hypnodrone sent me His LSDelay .. Norway to Canaduh.
and it took only a few days. i think 3

FUCK YEAH. REST OF EU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

FUCK YEAH. REST OF EU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

Swedes' efficiency is hampered by the need to drink insane amounts of coffee. What's wrong with Norway? You guys are all so cheerful and alert that you actually have time to work while at work?

Swedish post is good though. Usually a day or two slower than usps, which at least for foreigners is the shit. Dunno how their domestic service is

I would murder someone in the face to have shit show up from America in 3 days.

IN. THE. FACE.

goroth wrote:Swedes' efficiency is hampered by the need to drink insane amounts of coffee. What's wrong with Norway? You guys are all so cheerful and alert that you actually have time to work while at work?

Swedish post is good though. Usually a day or two slower than usps, which at least for foreigners is the shit. Dunno how their domestic service is

FUCK YOU I AM NOT A FOREIGNER YOU ARE THE FOREIGNER

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raNGeq3_DtM[/youtube]
Damn youtube sent me to the wrong video (by which I mean I clicked on the wrong one).

SPACERITUAL wrote:

goroth wrote:Swedes' efficiency is hampered by the need to drink insane amounts of coffee. What's wrong with Norway? You guys are all so cheerful and alert that you actually have time to work while at work?

Swedish post is good though. Usually a day or two slower than usps, which at least for foreigners is the shit. Dunno how their domestic service is

FUCK YOU I AM NOT A FOREIGNER YOU ARE THE FOREIGNER

Tis true. That's why I said usps is good, at least for non-Americans/ aka foreigners. Dunno if they are good domestically, which is why I added that caveat.

Edit:

Maybe I missed the humour in your post.

Good joke is good.

SPACERITUAL wrote:I was all set for a two or three month wait as just about any European country takes fucking FOREVER to get you shit out of country (IM LOOKING STRAIGHT AT YOU GERMANY AND ITALY).

Germany -> Canada: 6-7 days
Germany -> USA: 6-7 days
Worked great in the last few years.

SPACERITUAL wrote:FUCK YEAH. REST OF EU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

FUCK YOU. FRANCE TO THE U.S. OF A. IS LESS THAN A WEEK DURING CHRISTMAS TIME WITH THE STATE OWNED LA POSTE ON THE CHEAPEST (SLOWER) SOLUTION. YOU GUYS GIVE US SUCH A BAD REP THAT I SENT LAST YEAR'S SECRET SATAN ALMOST A MONTH IN ADVANCE AND IT WAS DELIVERED 4 DAYS LATER WITH TRACKING FROM THE POST OFFICE TO NEONBLACK'S DOORSTEP.

AND I HAVE CAPS LOCK TOO.

Seriously though, shipping with tracking from the US is pretty expensive and not exactly fast. I like when shops go with the cheapest USPS method, because taxes on a pedal are about 25% of total price including shipping.

Norway appreciation post? Norway appreciation post!













'This is Sparta' time?














All hail the knighted penguin of Norway

A knighted penguin? Fuck, I might change nationality for that.

Meanwhile it takes a week and a half to go from Brooklyn to me because fuck everything right?