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Great idea for possibly the worst video game movie ever.

Picture this........

a washed up old computer guy, goes home to a lonely apartment

years later he had lost his whole family due to a tetris addiction,

finds an army general sitting in his home,,,,,,,,,,

the world is about to be destroyed by thousands of asteroids.

But they found if you link them up together in rows they will connect magnetically and explode into nothing.
they have a space ship outfitted to control the asteroids...........

He is the only one left with the tetris skills needed


he will need space training, but more than that he will need to play a game that ruined his life,
that he swore he would never play again......


can he do it?
Can he safe the world?

We need to make this movie!!!!!!


or I need sleep.

Too much baijiu with dinner again?


can Danny glover play a grisly retired army general?

And Denise Richards can play the astrophysicist who no one believes.

Given how well she was cast in The World is Not Enough.

OH THAT'S GOOD!!!!!

I didn't get dinner yet it's 4pm

Denise Richards should always be cast as an astrophysicist, I can't think of what else she would even play in a movie.

Danny Glover is perfect


and I thought Haden Christensen would rule, he hasn't messed up a scifi franchise in quite a while.

hbombgraphics wrote:
and I thought Haden Christensen would rule, he hasn't messed up a scifi franchise in quite a while.

Man I lol'd a lot at that

Any suggestions for directors?
JJ Abrams for the lens flares?

Sam Neill as some kind of maverick guy? Uncertain as to what he actually does apart from being a maverick.

This was made well before Battleship: The Movie was an actual thing.

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you need a maverick

and JJ Abrams makes sense

Although Michael Bay comes to mind as well
I was hoping for some gigantic and confusing action scenes where there is no sense of scale and you can't really figure out if people are running towards or away from anything


Unfortunately since I made the original post neither one of them has called me

Why not just film James Cameron taking a shit and name it after something people remember from the 80's?

Well it couldn't be worse than the Lego movie, right?

Sounds amazing, I'd buy that on VHS in a heartbeat.

Isn't there a Futurama-episode where Fry needs to use his Asteroids skills to beat aliens?

dude, did I ripoff futurama?

also: VHS will be the only way to purchase Tetris......the movie

this whole streaming thing is going to die out

just wait and see......

Well, every sci-fi related joke is probably a rip-off of Futurama. You still made me lol, dear.

VHS master race.

hbombgraphics wrote: Denise Richards should always be cast as an astrophysicist, I can't think of what else she would even play in a movie.

Have you seen the movie Undercover Brother? Denise Richards can also play a white she-devil.

Does she have any sort of Ph.D?

Think the Futurama episode has his Space Invader skills.