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Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 5:56 pm
by alexa.
Since our lovely forum-mate was mutated by reptillians, I guess it is time for us to start re(de)fining our perception. It is time dear brothers and sisters, to open up our third eye, and our hearts hearts and call our reptillian brothers and sisters out for a beer. Imagine the weedmakingmachines they could conjure with their high technology! The future awaits!
Or we could like, just, talk about it. Idk, I've heard stories that range from "they are mutated dinosaurs that can shapeshift now" to "they are beings from another galaxy that are obsessed with resource collection", to "reptile beings control our governments". There is ofc no proof to any of this but it's fun to speculate and to hear different theories and opinions.
vidret wrote:IVE BEEN SENT TO REPRESENT FOR FURTHER SPEAK AND ACCOMODATION; SOULS
BEHOLD AS I TOO; FUTILE.
LIZARDGOD.
FURTHER SPEAK NOW!
WHY REPTILES LIKE CAPSLOCK?!
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 7:25 pm
by Iommic Pope
Cannot share cold beer with reptiles as they are cold blooded. Cold beer would lower their core temperature to fatal levels.
Therefore, reptiles must only like warm beer.
Ergo, the English are Reptilian.
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 11:01 pm
by weed_killer
I accept eventual Reptilian doom, so long as they order Dinosaur Comics to be printed in every remaining newspaper.
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:56 am
by goroth
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:50 am
by Hyphen Nation
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:16 am
by snipelfritz
Aren't mutated dinosaurs actually birds?
Is it strange that I think pigeons are kinda cute?
And a coo-coo to you too, Mr. Dinosaur!
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 1:03 pm
by alexa.
snipelfritz wrote:Aren't mutated dinosaurs actually birds?
Is it strange that I think pigeons are kinda cute?
And a coo-coo to you too, Mr. Dinosaur!
HAHAHAHA YEP
I always see T-Rex in chickens.
Which one would a pigeon be?
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:50 pm
by darthbatman
I'm an avid conspiracy theory follower, it's been a huge form of entertainment for me.
I've read David Icke's "Guide to the Global Conspiracy" and watched a lot of FreemanTV.
Whether you decide to believe it or not, for me it just adds a fun new way of looking at things.
VigilantCitizen.com is also a really good way to get into the conspiracy underbelly of pretty much all major media.
Generally when this topic does come up though, I always like to refer to one of my pet subjects:
Super Mario Bros. The Movie. 1993.
Fascinating time-capsule specimen of Hollywood tripe
Widely panned for being a shitty movie that had nothing to do with the games we know and love.
Plot: The meteor that we thought wiped out the dinosaurs actually created an alternate dimension,
where they evolved into upright humanoid reptiles with thumbs and spikey 90s hair.
King Koopa (played by the inimitable Dennis Hopper) is ruler of this world and seeks the missing meteorite piece to merge the dimensions and conquer our world.
The meteorite is protected by their royal family, currently held by an orphaned redhead princess, raised as human after hatching in front of a catholic church.
The princess is kidnapped and taken back to the alternate dimension, where the Mario brothers track her to rescue her.
In the lizard dimension, the whole world is endless desert with the exception of the city where Koopa's Tower is.
In the reptile dimension, Koopa's base of operations is their world's version of the Twin Towers, inexplicably charred and damaged.
Towards the end of the movie, the dimensions briefly merge. Watch what happens:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLc-nBU3L9s[/youtube]
Spooky huh guys? Some Hollywood folks took the outline of the Mario universe and injected in a strange story
about shape-shifting reptilian humanoids that move between dimensions via tunnels underneath New York city.
Incidentally it also predicted 9/11 eight years in advance. But the important underlying message is the power of belief!
Here's the whole movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGGS0YozIgk
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:59 pm
by D.o.S.
I like Robert Anton Wilson's writing a lot.
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:02 pm
by darthbatman
I really enjoyed Prometheus Rising. That's the only work of his I've read. But I dig his style and his message a lot.
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 3:45 pm
by Sparrow
snipelfritz wrote:Aren't mutated dinosaurs actually birds?
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:11 pm
by trace
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4q5izoXgs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6lgzqsVslA[/youtube]
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:21 pm
by futuresailors
TAKE FLIGH; HUNT; THE HUMAN WOMEN SUSPECT NOTHING
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:39 pm
by oldangelmidnight
Re: Reptiles, conspiracy, disinformation or plain bs?
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:27 am
by sonidero
Why does Ed Sheeran make all the panties wet??? I don't get it...
