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Hey dudes,

A good friend of mine is heading to Baruch College for 2 weeks as part of her master's and she's trying to find a sofa to rent for 2 weeks - from the 4th - 18th of July. Her attempts thusfar in finding somewhere have failed, so I told her not to worry, I hang out on a guitar forum.

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Anyways, if anyone wants some company for 2 weeks in NYC or Manhattan hit me up!

Keep it on the level Breauxxxzzz...

I'm sure we have some decent ILFers that can accommodate...

On a side note it's hard explaning to girls or guyzzz that don't understand our Brotherhood how tight we are even on separate continents...

vidret wrote:i can't help you with that but.. pics. come on man.it might speed this thing up quite a bit.


just trying to help.



pics plz.

YEAH THREAD DIDN'T GET CREEPY REAL FAST OR ANYTHING

John wrote:

vidret wrote:i can't help you with that but.. pics. come on man.it might speed this thing up quite a bit.


just trying to help.



pics plz.

YEAH THREAD DIDN'T GET CREEPY REAL FAST OR ANYTHING

man, when Buddy Miles is using all caps you know you fucked up.

It's definitely not me masquerading as a female friend. Just so that we're all clear on that. But if anyone wants, pm me and I will send you pics of myself. Dressed up. You know what I'm talking about.

Also, if people doubt the general awesomeness of my friends and don't want to offer their actual couch for rent I'd be happy for a line to like a local couch surfer website thinger or any links or whatever that foreigners may find useful but not know of. Apparently New York is not a happy place for those trying to find accommodation within the realms of affordability.

goroth wrote:But if anyone wants, pm me and I will send you pics of myself. Dressed up. You know what I'm talking about.

Do one like your profile pic. Since there are no pants visible, well...

goroth wrote:so I told her not to worry, I hang out on a guitar forum.

lmao

Moustache_Bash wrote:

goroth wrote:so I told her not to worry, I hang out on a guitar forum.

lmao

Yeah, no sketchy horned up doudes on a guitar forum

Well that's presumptuous. What if she shaves?

Tell her to try studenthousing.org . I stayed at the St George some 15+ years ago, wasn't great, wasn't cheap, but there's worse places for more money. I know they have a new-ish spot round my way on the UES/EastHarlem border that is a)probably cheaper than some of their other options and b) depending on which grad program she's in it's 1.5 blocks from the subway she'll need.

And depending on her sense of adventure, there's some not entirely unacceptable hostels within walking distance of Baruch. Most will offer a variety of options - bunk beds, private rooms with shared bath, private room with an en suite.

What ever she does, where ever she stays, my strongest bit of advice - tell her to prepare for bedbugs. Bring essentially disposable clothes, stuff she doesn't care about burning after. Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

That's good advice right there.

If it was like 2 weeks earlier we could have potentially rented a room to her, but alas.

West Harlem is what's up though. Took me 40 minutes to get to Baruch (send her my condolences for having to deal with those glue sniffers), and it's still relatively cheap. That studenthousing site is suuuuupppper overpriced.

Is the insinuation that all NY ILF Breauxxxzzz have bedbugs or just hostels and low rent housing in NY or just all of NY???

Yes.

sonidero wrote:Is the insinuation that all NY ILF Breauxxxzzz have bedbugs or just hostels and low rent housing in NY or just all of NY???

doommeow wrote:Yes.

If all the bedbugs in NYC were to pile up together they would give Godzilla a run for his money. It's fuckin' Cloverfield down there.

My post office was once closed because of bedbugs.
I once saw bedbugs crawling on a guy on the subway.
Those NYC rats? Pyrosomes made of bedbugs.