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"That poop threw me for a loop, man... I forgot what I was doing."

i have 2 bosses. one says fun shit. one say dumb shit.

"it's pooched" meaning something is broken - beyond repair.

"check out that milf"

"well .. i'm off. faster than a brides panties .. on wedding night"
.. i heard this "joke" so many times. he thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

i will have more.

Sounds like one of your bosses could be taken down on sexual harassment real easy.
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"I can't wait to go home and Codeine my face off."

kbithecrowing wrote:Sounds like one of your bosses could be taken down on sexual harassment real easy.
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"I can't wait to go home and Codeine my face off."

he's said some weird stuff. yeah.

"Screw science."
Turns out that it's not worth trying to explain sleep paralysis to someone who believes in nightly ghost visits
I found out yesterday that the main reason I was hired is because the number 2 repeats in my phone number three times, and that's a sign of good fortune.

Achtane wrote:"Screw science."
Turns out that it's not worth trying to explain sleep paralysis to someone who believes in nightly ghost visits
I found out yesterday that the main reason I was hired is because the number 2 repeats in my phone number three times, and that's a sign of good fortune.

way to go triple two

"If every one of you died of syphilis tomorrow, I still wouldn't hire that meth head bitch."

"If it snows again tonight, I might legitimately put a bullet in my brain."

"I don't make fun of skinny jeans anymore. Sometimes society grows to accept things, even when they don't make any fucking sense."

"I didn't lose my virginity until I was married, and I turned out okay!" or something to that effect.

"Pigs get fat; hogs get slaughtered." (love that one)

I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

weed_killer wrote:I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

was your Fly down?

What's a cunt?

my manager is a terrible rapper who very clearly listens to too much eminem/tyler and raps about drugs, fucking peoples mums, masturbating and then occasionally about raping/drugging/murdering women

its so fuckin bizarre though because he is the most mild mannered dude at work and then says awful awful shit in raps

You’re a walking HR nightmare!
Are you ever going to get a haircut?

Sparrow wrote:

weed_killer wrote:I got in a few minutes late this morning, and because I walk over and the weather's getting warmer I was a little sweaty. She asked me how I was and I said that - apparently admitting you're sweaty is 'TMI' and cause for an awkward exit?

was your Fly down?

haha, definitely not. I think it was just that most people don't like hearing more than a "fine, thanks" to "how are you".