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Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:37 am
by PetZounds
Why?
Nothing matters.
The world is a giant gutter in outer space.
Why do you even eat?
Why do you do anything?
There is nothing.
An endless abyss is screaming at you from all sides but you still watch television.
The sky is black and death is raining down but you still take the train to work.
We're all on a high speed train and the bridge ahead is out and the brakes are fucked and we all know we're gonna die we're all gonna die we all know we're all gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die oh god oh god we're gonna die oh god but still we make pancakes.
What are some of your favorite ways of forgetting about the eternal nothing bearing down upon you?
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:23 am
by Eivind August
PetZounds wrote:What are some of your favorite ways of forgetting about the eternal nothing bearing down upon you?

Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:46 am
by Tristan
Well, cooking is one of the few things in life that's better than dying I think so I dunno...

Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:13 am
by Chankgeez
PetZounds wrote:
We're all on a high speed train and the bridge ahead is out and the brakes are fucked and we all know we're gonna die we're all gonna die we all know we're all gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die oh god oh god we're gonna die oh god but still we make pancakes.
We will attach rocket packs to the train and jump to the other side of the nihilistic chasm. Evel Knievel style.
Fuck bridges, there are other ways of getting to the other side.
We're not gonna die. (At least yet. Not on this train. This train is bound for Edward Gorey.)
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:35 am
by excane
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH3q5iBRDtI[/youtube]
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:34 pm
by kbit
PetZounds wrote:
What are some of your favorite ways of forgetting about the eternal nothing bearing down upon you?
Drone. Always drone.
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 1:59 pm
by Jwar
For the gains bro. The gains
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:37 pm
by dubkitty
drones and sleep. sleep with a loving kitty is horribly underrated. furry snuggles!
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:27 pm
by PetZounds
Chankgeez wrote:PetZounds wrote:
We're all on a high speed train and the bridge ahead is out and the brakes are fucked and we all know we're gonna die we're all gonna die we all know we're all gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die we're gonna die oh god oh god we're gonna die oh god but still we make pancakes.
We will attach rocket packs to the train and jump to the other side of the nihilistic chasm. Evel Knievel style.
Fuck bridges, there are other ways of getting to the other side.
We're not gonna die. (At least yet. Not on this train. This train is bound for Edward Gorey.)
The earth is going to shit, the world is consuming itself, god is dead because he smoked too much weed.
dubkitty wrote:drones and sleep. sleep with a loving kitty is horribly underrated. furry snuggles!
No arguments here.
jwar wrote:For the gains bro. The gains
Any gains (physical, spiritual, emotional, material) are inevitably wrenched violently from your hands.
We are nothing and always have been.
To pass the time until my death, I like drinking tea and listening to music!
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:42 pm
by Chankgeez
Everybody should've smoked "too much weed".

Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:12 pm
by McSpunckle
I sort of love you.
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:17 pm
by PetZounds
McSpunckle wrote:I sort of love you.
Love is a good, probably the best, reason to stay alive.
When you're really in love, the feelings of warmth and comfort you have won't erase the nothing, but it'll make you forget about it.
For a time.
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:36 pm
by Achtane
PetZounds wrote:What are some of your favorite ways of forgetting about the eternal nothing bearing down upon you?
Dude, that's when I'm at my chillest. For...real.ist.
Just try to embrace the absurdity of life.
It's like, "MAN I'M REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THIS, but at least one day I'll be dead as fuck."
"ahhhh..."
That's not really all I wanted to say, I just liked the way it looked.
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:40 pm
by weed_killer
working. Constant creative product. I've got nothing else.
Re: Why are you cooking?
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:46 pm
by UglyCasanova
For science. You monster.