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POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:16 am
by PetZounds
I'm bringing a pie to Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow.
It's with my extended family, so my grandma, aunts and uncles, and numerous cousins will be there.
The average religion is probably somewhere around humored mild-Catholicism.
Should I carve a pentagram into this pie?
It's totally begging for one.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:18 am
by neonblack
As someone raised Catholic, I fully support this.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:40 am
by bob the r0bot
Nah, get it on there with powdered sugar. Cutting a pentagram is gonna turn the crust into an ugly mess and make it hard to serve.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:47 am
by morange
I like the pentagon with the cuts in the center.
I burnt a pie today, so I just ate it all. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Actually, I made two, and only burnt one of them, so it was a win all around.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:58 am
by PetZounds
bob the r0bot wrote:Nah, get it on there with powdered sugar. Cutting a pentagram is gonna turn the crust into an ugly mess and make it hard to serve.
Haha, powdered sugar is a brilliant idea.
I should do that.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:02 am
by goroth
bob the r0bot wrote:Nah, get it on there with powdered sugar. Cutting a pentagram is gonna turn the crust into an ugly mess and make it hard to serve.
The man knows his pentagram pies.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:21 am
by backwardsvoyager
bob the r0bot wrote:Nah, get it on there with powdered sugar. Cutting a pentagram is gonna turn the crust into an ugly mess and make it hard to serve.
Absolutely this. Don't butcher the pie, what you need to do is apply the pentagram lightly enough that people don't notice it straight away and you can convince them that it was completely unintentional and it's actually a bad omen, like the opposite of seeing Jesus' face in your toast.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 9:30 am
by MEC
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:14 am
by Rob Fossil
Ready for the (C)oven!
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 11:03 am
by odontophobia
Rob Fossil wrote:Ready for the (C)oven!
my
god ahem. dark lord.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:39 pm
by Ugly Nora
A pumpkin-pentagram pie sounds heavenly, TBH.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 10:51 pm
by Decibill
I love the nice floral ceramic container sitting above the evil demonic pie.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:51 am
by Rob Fossil
Decibill wrote:I love the nice floral ceramic container sitting above the evil demonic pie.
Just because we worship at the alter of the Dark Lord doesn't mean we can't have nice things.
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:35 am
by Bassus Sanguinis
Rob Fossil wrote:Decibill wrote:I love the nice floral ceramic container sitting above the evil demonic pie.
Just because we worship at the alter of the Dark Lord doesn't mean we can't have nice things.
Amen to that.
(and actually, we can have ALL the nice things - except for sinners remorse)
Re: POLL: Should I carve a pentagram into my pie?
Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:29 pm
by goroth
Bassus knows
