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How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:49 pm
by Ugly Nora
1. Avoid direct contact with sick patients
2. Wear goggles to protect eyes
3. Clothing and clinical waste should be incinerated and any medical equipment that needs to be kept should be decontaminated
4. People who recover from Ebola should abstain from sex or use condoms for three months
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:54 pm
by Achtane
I know it's not very doom of me, but I'm gonna hold off having sex with people who are vomiting blood.
No more red velvet specials for a while.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:55 pm
by Mike
5. Wash your freaking hands.
Should be number 1.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:58 pm
by Achtane
YA GOTTA WASH YO HAAAAAANDS
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 5:59 pm
by spacelordmother
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:17 pm
by Achtane
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:43 pm
by doommeow
Achtane wrote:I know it's not very doom of me, but I'm gonna hold off having sex with people who are vomiting blood.
No more red velvet specials for a while.
So, celibacy then.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:07 pm
by Gone Fission
Achtane wrote:
OMG, I've seen this riff before. My wife texted me something about "locking doorknobs" that somehow got autocorrected to "licking doorknobs." So the later gets some web hits for a Spongebob quote and a bunch more hits like the above. So if you're into images of Japanese women licking doorknobs, you will be entirely surprised to know that the internet can help you with that.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:30 pm
by futuresailors
You don't even need the whole internet for that.
I seem to recall ILF having a respectable doorknob licking library.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:54 pm
by kbit
I wonder how many people have lost their front teeth to licking door knobs... eesh.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:04 pm
by intothegroove
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 10:16 pm
by Joe Gress
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 12:49 am
by Mudfuzz
Ugly Nora wrote:1. Avoid direct contact with sick patients
2. Wear goggles to protect eyes
3. Clothing and clinical waste should be incinerated and any medical equipment that needs to be kept should be decontaminated
4. People who recover from Ebola should abstain from sex or use condoms for three months
5. don't do that with bats
6. stay away from dogs
7.if you must lick a doorknob use a cpr mouth shield
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:12 am
by D.o.S.
Or you could just live in a first world country. 99.99% chance you won't catch ebola.
Re: How not to catch Ebola
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:16 am
by Mudfuzz
D.o.S. wrote:Or you could just live in a first world country. 99.99% chance you won't catch ebola.
You would think but it made it to Texas… granted Texas might not actually be part of this country.. or a first world segment either.. and it's a place where if I was told they were raping bats I would believe it..
