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ILF 2014 Secret Fucking SATAN Assignments SENT!!!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:24 pm
by Jwar
Yo bros!! YO!!! It's almost that time again and I feel like we need to get things rolling sooner than later. So same rules will apply as last year.

I'm taking it upon myself to organize this.

If you are a person with less than a 500 post count and want to participate, we will all need to vote on this in so that everyone feels it's appropriate.

I will NOT be participating as per the usual of being the organizer, but if you want to send me something anyway, hugs and kisses, I'd love you long time.


UK BROTHER PLEASE GET INVOLVED MORE THIS YEAR!!!! That goes double for you Canadians!!! :)


*Please note I'm putting this up early and will be asking Tom to review it and give the ok.


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Rules (per VELVET( BANYOURASS) HAMMER)
1. Don't be an asshole.

2. Minimum post count requirement of 500. Only exception is people that successfully participated in previous versions of Secret Santa, please include previous assignment(s) in your email for easier verification.

3. ILF Management will review ALL applicants for rule 1 compliance.

4. Presents should reach their destination by Christmas, it's called Secret Santa, if you can't commit to that do not sign up.

5. Gift range is $50-$100. You can go higher if you're able. Include local snax. ONE GIFT MUST BE A PEDAL OF SOME SORT!!!!!

6. Failure to send the gift will result in Ban Hammering. The Velvet Hammer does not enjoy that, you will not enjoy that.

DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING:

In order to get more participation this year, I am going to leave this open to you may have a SS from a different country than the one you live in. I know this makes it a bit more expensive than if you were only Domestic, but let's make this fun. International is doable. Just be smart about it. Mark it as a gift, it is a gift, send the cheapest way possible. The items we are sending are not going to be heavy enough to cost a crap ton of money to ship. Keep in mind where you're sending before you decided to send a huge box. Remember you don't have to go wild! Just be generous. :)

Registration:
To enter you must send an email, do not pm JWAR

Email address is ILFSECRETSATAN2014@gmail.com (COPY AND PASTE THIS, IT'S SATAN THIS YEAR)

Subject should be [Shipping preference] ILF Secret Santa 2014 [Your Country]

In the body of the email, send your ILF username, real full name, mailing address, and a working phone number (I will be sending out text messages to verify your number, so make sure it works or you will NOT be include).

Rule 1: Don't be an asshole.
If you have evidence of rule 1 violations you can pm JWAR and I will make sure it is dealt with accordingly. Evidence may be used by ILF Management when reviewing Secret Santa applicants.

Deadline: October 11, 2014!!!!!!!!!!

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:28 pm
by sonidero
SECRET SATAN!!!

The only presents I get... :yay:

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:05 pm
by neonblack
Whoops. Fucked up the registration email. Second email incoming.

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:07 pm
by Derelict78
In

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:07 pm
by sonidero
neonblack wrote:Whoops. Fucked up the registration email. Second email incoming.


You're out...

Rule 7: absolutely no wasting of Jwars time...

More time weeding through emails is less time lifting and I doubt you even lift brah...

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:08 pm
by neonblack
Dammit! Curse my stupidity!

I lift.

The candy bar. To my mouth.

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:12 pm
by Jwar
Ahahahaha love it!!

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:12 pm
by sonidero
Me and ma bong doing the 10oz. curls... :erm:

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:37 pm
by julius_deane
I apologize for my initial incomplete email. I blame the limits of my tablet. :D

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:39 pm
by sonidero
See rule #7... Also does Satan come to M'Boro???

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:53 pm
by TweedBassman
jwar wrote:
If you are a person with less than a 500 post count and want to participate, we will all need to vote on this in so that everyone feels it's appropriate.

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i is appropriate? :hug:

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:57 pm
by sonidero
TweedBassman wrote:i is appropriate? :hug:


As ILF VP and one half of The Texas Overlords I say YES...

Of course...

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:13 pm
by Jwar
I would agree! :-)

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 10:53 pm
by julius_deane
sonidero wrote:See rule #7... Also does Satan come to M'Boro???


Well, if he doesn't want to, I'll be more than happy to trade with Dan W.

Re: IFL 2014 Secret Fucking SANTA

Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2014 11:23 pm
by behndy
yurp. i'll email later. but. YURP.