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Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:37 pm
by rustywire
Kindly cease casting Tom Cruise in trite action movie roles, as the hero/protagonist/badass spy whatever.
You can keep trying to fool me twice, ever since Mission impossible, but I'm just not having any of it.

I know how tall he is...and all about his goofiness. James Bond he is not. :grumpy:

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Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:39 pm
by Chankgeez
I thought this thread was gonna be about Matt Hollywood.

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 11:42 pm
by Mudfuzz
rustywire wrote:Kindly cease casting Tom Cruise in any time of film, in fact please blacklist him
fixed

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:43 am
by AxAxSxS
Mudfuzz wrote:
rustywire wrote:Kindly cease casting Tom Cruise in any time of film, in fact please blacklist him
fixed
This is of course, correct.

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 12:50 am
by Chankgeez
The only problem with this though is that Cruise has enough money to finance his own films.

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 1:21 am
by Mudfuzz
Chankgeez wrote:The only problem with this though is that Cruise has enough money to finance his own films.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ncZ7R4oWqQ[/youtube]

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:03 am
by Hyphen Nation
Dude, Rubber might be my favorite film of the decade...

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:04 am
by Mudfuzz
Hyphen Nation wrote:Dude, Rubber might be my favorite film of the decade...
:thumb: Rubber and Troll Hunter for me :animal:

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:18 am
by Hyphen Nation
did you like Rare Exports?

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:20 am
by Mudfuzz
mmmm…. I thought it was ok, but when I saw it I wasn't in the mood for what is was so I need to give it another chance.

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:24 am
by Hyphen Nation
fair enough…I had mentally filed it next to Troll Hunter… Granted, I have next to zero standards. Even though I know what a good film is, I will literally watch almost anything if I am amused by it's premise.

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:26 am
by Mudfuzz
Hyphen Nation wrote:fair enough…I had mentally filed it next to Troll Hunter… Granted, I have next to zero standards. Even though I know what a good film is, I will literally watch almost anything if I am amused by it's premise.
:thumb: it's more I really have to be in the mood for a Xmass movie…. even if it is a X Xmass movie :lol:

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:27 am
by Hyphen Nation
ha!

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:37 am
by rustywire
Blacklisting him is a bit extreme, he has his niche.
Let him keep remaking chick flicks like Risky Business and Jerry McGuire instead of rehashing all the scifi and action/spy films.
He's just not believable as a badass, hero...samurai w/e.

But he totally nailed the "confused homosexual jet pilot"

Re: Dear Hollywood...

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 3:04 am
by Achtane
You can be my wingman anytime, Iceman ;)