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anyone else hate this…

ok…
Midevil type movie… takes place in spain… something about a girl that is saved from bandits by a empty suit of armor… a mercenary with a sword breaker that eats a cactus… moors in blue robes are about too… think it's a 80's movie too

next..

It was like a cartoon I saw in the 90's. And like these kids went to this place, I think it was an island and there were animals who we dressed like they came off a 90's Burger King kid's meal bag. And they would always say something like "coooool" and whenever they did their Ray-Bans would get all rainbowy.

I'm almost certain there was an anthropomorphic bear who may or may not have worn his baseball cap backwards and ridden a skateboard.

It was something about reading a book that released demons from a giant hole in their backyard. The demons would hide under beds and couches and shit and pull people under.
It was a terrible movie but I saw it when I was like 6 and it terrified me to the point that I'm still get irrationally scared of under beds when it's dark
To this day I've still never figured out what it was

MrNovember wrote:It was something about reading a book that released demons from a giant hole in their backyard. The demons would hide under beds and couches and shit and pull people under.
It was a terrible movie but I saw it when I was like 6 and it terrified me to the point that I'm still get irrationally scared of under beds when it's dark
To this day I've still never figured out what it was

I haven't watched it yet but that kinda sounds like the description of the film the Gate with Stephen Dorf.

Scruffie wrote:

MrNovember wrote:It was something about reading a book that released demons from a giant hole in their backyard. The demons would hide under beds and couches and shit and pull people under.
It was a terrible movie but I saw it when I was like 6 and it terrified me to the point that I'm still get irrationally scared of under beds when it's dark
To this day I've still never figured out what it was

I haven't watched it yet but that kinda sounds like the description of the film the Gate with Stephen Dorf.

AHAHAAHAHAH that's so it!
Oh my god!
I have to watch it!
Thank you!
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Ok this is a REALLY obscure one...
I think it is a slovakian movie... It's about a retired porn star that needs money and some movie producer dude hires him to film another movie and it gets really weird and they drug him and want him to fuck dead bodies 'n stuff like that and in the end he shoots his family and himself.
I was drunk when I watched it. That movie really messed me up for a few days...

MrNovember wrote:

Scruffie wrote:

MrNovember wrote:It was something about reading a book that released demons from a giant hole in their backyard. The demons would hide under beds and couches and shit and pull people under.
It was a terrible movie but I saw it when I was like 6 and it terrified me to the point that I'm still get irrationally scared of under beds when it's dark
To this day I've still never figured out what it was

I haven't watched it yet but that kinda sounds like the description of the film the Gate with Stephen Dorf.

AHAHAAHAHAH that's so it!
Oh my god!
I have to watch it!
Thank you!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOX6-Rw5PWc[/youtube]

Thank you for this. Must watch

Schlatte wrote:Ok this is a REALLY obscure one...
I think it is a slovakian movie... It's about a retired porn star that needs money and some movie producer dude hires him to film another movie and it gets really weird and they drug him and want him to fuck dead bodies 'n stuff like that and in the end he shoots his family and himself.
I was drunk when I watched it. That movie really messed me up for a few days...

That is "A Serbian Film"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddwrbcMmzlc

ok, there are 2, both probably from the 1970s or early 1980s, certainly no later than 1990 - PLEASE HELP! i dont want to die without ever finding these ones

1 - maybe 1 or 2 guys are mercenaries or buying some guns and at one point i think they get given a presentation pistol in a case perhaps? maybe a colt 45? but the 2 scenes i really remember are they are playing/test firing a machine gun (by a lake?) by throwing sticks in the air and shooting them, and they accidentally shoot a dog. and at the end of the film they are meeting someone who is driving a car and they get shot (?) goes to freeze frame?

2 - the other one may be a tv movie perhaps, maybe not - there is some kind of thing where time freezes/stops, and the only people who can move around are the hero and some scary bald guy (?) may also include a plane crash somewhere in it and/or and egg smashing on the floor (i may have confused the scary bald guy with the egg!)

excane wrote:

Schlatte wrote:Ok this is a REALLY obscure one...
I think it is a slovakian movie... It's about a retired porn star that needs money and some movie producer dude hires him to film another movie and it gets really weird and they drug him and want him to fuck dead bodies 'n stuff like that and in the end he shoots his family and himself.
I was drunk when I watched it. That movie really messed me up for a few days...

That is "A Serbian Film"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddwrbcMmzlc

Oh god that's it... Thank you... but also.. kinda. not...

Doctor X wrote: 1 - maybe 1 or 2 guys are mercenaries or buying some guns and at one point i think they get given a presentation pistol in a case perhaps? maybe a colt 45? but the 2 scenes i really remember are they are playing/test firing a machine gun (by a lake?) by throwing sticks in the air and shooting them, and they accidentally shoot a dog. and at the end of the film they are meeting someone who is driving a car and they get shot (?) goes to freeze frame?

I feel like I've seen this

Jero wrote:

Doctor X wrote: 1 - maybe 1 or 2 guys are mercenaries or buying some guns and at one point i think they get given a presentation pistol in a case perhaps? maybe a colt 45? but the 2 scenes i really remember are they are playing/test firing a machine gun (by a lake?) by throwing sticks in the air and shooting them, and they accidentally shoot a dog. and at the end of the film they are meeting someone who is driving a car and they get shot (?) goes to freeze frame?

I feel like I've seen this

please please please!
i think they accidentally shoot the dog and then someone finishes it off while it is lying injured

Doctor X wrote:

Jero wrote:

Doctor X wrote: 1 - maybe 1 or 2 guys are mercenaries or buying some guns and at one point i think they get given a presentation pistol in a case perhaps? maybe a colt 45? but the 2 scenes i really remember are they are playing/test firing a machine gun (by a lake?) by throwing sticks in the air and shooting them, and they accidentally shoot a dog. and at the end of the film they are meeting someone who is driving a car and they get shot (?) goes to freeze frame?

I feel like I've seen this

please please please!
i think they accidentally shoot the dog and then someone finishes it off while it is lying injured

I also feel like I've seen this...

Saw this when I was 8 or 9 but it was a vampire/dracula movie in black & white where girls who were bitten would deliriously masturbate and/or turn into lesbians. Been trying to find the name of it for a really long time.

Jeff-7 wrote:Saw this when I was 8 or 9 but it was a vampire/dracula movie in black & white where girls who were bitten would deliriously masturbate and/or turn into lesbians. Been trying to find the name of it for a really long time.

It sounds a lot like "The Addiction"

Is this it? It came out much later though..

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0112288/