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Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 4:52 pm
by MeSoFuzzy
Fuck the movie The Descent! When you have a moment to read 10 or 11 pages, check this out-
http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html
Post links to scary stories :surprise:
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 5:07 pm
by Achtane
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:59 am
by rfurtkamp
Imagine you wake up, and all you have is an acoustic guitar.
No pedals.
No amps.
No fuzz.
And you go out to ebay, figuring you'll fix it.
And there's nothing there but acoustic instruments.
So you go to Youtube, and the music world still thinks it's 1948.
So you try to build an amp and a guitar pickup based on some schematics, and they don't work.
And then you realize that you're in Hell.
THE ENDS.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 6:56 am
by MeSoFuzzy
Achtane wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster#Accident
More like a tragedy of epic proportions. Sometimes I wonder what Russia would be like if that disaster never happened.
rfurtkamp wrote:Imagine you wake up, and all you have is an acoustic guitar.
No pedals.
No amps.
No fuzz.
And you go out to ebay, figuring you'll fix it.
And there's nothing there but acoustic instruments.
So you go to Youtube, and the music world still thinks it's 1948.
So you try to build an amp and a guitar pickup based on some schematics, and they don't work.
And then you realize that you're in Hell.
THE ENDS.
Time for the Rock N Roll Patrol
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niCeZjB4nTE[/youtube]
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:04 am
by Iommic Pope
MeSoFuzzy wrote:Achtane wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster#Accident
More like a tragedy of epic proportions. Sometimes I wonder what Russia would be like if that disaster never happened.
Maybe they'd be able to drill straight and avoid cold solder...friggin Sovtek....
Min-Min lights.
They're scary.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:27 am
by MeSoFuzzy
I miss my green muff.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:39 am
by Iommic Pope
I love my Mig, but now that I've taken it to bits to fix the inconsistencies, I've realised what a stupidly mammoth task I've undertaken. Everything about it is an inconsistency. Its a fucking TARDIS of volume.
Sovtek. That's a horror story right there....
A sweet loud (or fuzzy) catastrophe.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:50 am
by MeSoFuzzy
At least you are saving it from really becoming a horror story. I've heard that the bypass switch on Sovtek Muffs are prone to prematurely fail. Mine was fine though, but I only had it for a year or so.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:24 pm
by behndy
i love the one....
husband and wife are out at dinner, babysitter calls and asks if she can cover up the creepy clown statue in the spare room. horrified the husband tells her to get out of the house and call the cops, they DON'T HAVE A CLOWN STATUE.
..... turns out the husband has Alzheimer's.... they do have a clown statue.
PLOT TWIST.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:51 pm
by greyscales
What the fuck man? I probably just spend like an hour reading this and ugh...
I'm not sure if it is the good or bad kind of ugh yet.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:30 pm
by Greenfuz
so what was the drawing of?????? like I get it but it feels incomplete
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:23 pm
by Seizurema
greyscales wrote:
What the fuck man? I probably just spend like an hour reading this and ugh...
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:20 pm
by greyscales
Gonna NSFW this so it doesn't ruin it for anyone...
I googled the story and luckily it was all just a work of fiction. Well, the guy who wrote it actually worked in a couple caves and used his experience to write a story from it.
It was a pretty good narrative. Seemed like it could have been plausible (to a degree). The scariest part was that it didn't have to be that farfetched. That's what makes a scary story feel more real. Knowing it was supposed to be scary made me give it a bit more tension than it might have read otherwise. Not knowing how it would end also made it more mysterious.
And that last motherfucking page not leading to a another page that concludes the story... fucking good move. I hate the author for making me read 10 pages of this, but it made it feel much more realistic that way. If it had ended any other way, I would have been like "bullshit!" and not have felt like looking into it.
Ending it the way it did, that is what hooked me.
I don't even know why I looked in this thread. Can't even stand scary stories because it makes me paranoid.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:27 pm
by BitchPudding
rfurtkamp wrote:Imagine you wake up, and all you have is an acoustic guitar.
No pedals.
No amps.
No fuzz.
And you go out to ebay, figuring you'll fix it.
And there's nothing there but acoustic instruments.
So you go to Youtube, and the music world still thinks it's 1948.
So you try to build an amp and a guitar pickup based on some schematics, and they don't work.
And then you realize that you're in Hell.
THE ENDS.
Dont do dis.
Re: Scary Stories Thread
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:41 pm
by behndy
"no wifi found"